"Introducing DeuceTone a professional, two channel distortion device. Consisting of two independent Rat units, the DeuceTone channels can be used separately, in stereo, or cascaded together for the most incredible distortion sound you have ever heard. Each channel is switchable between three Rat sounds. Combine tones from the Vintage, Turbo, and two never before heard Rat sounds - the Clean and Dirty Rat." That's nice, but where's the juggernaught? It's not even on the site.