Please don't interpret this tale as teenage angst. We've already got it covered. Anyway, remember the new girl singer I was bragging about a couple years ago? You know, shows up on time, knows all the songs with no cheat sheets, stays and helps us pack up, never rags on us? Well, she got a new boyfriend. Gang-banger looking guy. Not friendly. Moved in with him. Started missing rehearsals. Haven't heard from her in over a month. Can't find her. Oh well. Last night we auditioned another singer, who is pretty good, too. She's never been in a band but sings a lot of karaoke. We're having her come back next week. She knew at least 10 of the songs on the list I sent over to her. She's got a nice personality and a tongue stud. What could be better? So here we go again. Life goes on. Teenagers, take note.