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new story time

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Alex, Apr 14, 2006.


  1. The other story time thread is getting kinda boring, so here's a fresh new thread.

    The posts will fluctuate in length, each post being 1 word longer than the last, until there's a post with 20 words, at which time we will have posts with 1 less word, until we get to one word and then back up to 20, and so on. (1,2,3,4,5...19,20,19,18....3,2,1,2,3)

    I'll start:

    I
     
  2. Tony G

    Tony G

    Jan 20, 2006
    NY
    went to
     
  3. Oklahoma City, incognito
     
  4. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    to see Carrie Underwood.
     
  5. Tony G

    Tony G

    Jan 20, 2006
    NY
    so I could take her herpes
     
  6. and inject them into someone's eyeball
    (xgabriel did 6 instead of 5)
     
  7. or maybe somebody's leg, instead. As that
     
  8. would be less graphic, especially considering Carrie Underwood's
     
  9. trog

    trog

    Nov 8, 2003
    Scotland
    aversion to being poked with needles. Only a crazy
     
  10. person would try to go near her with one because
     
  11. Tony G

    Tony G

    Jan 20, 2006
    NY
    she will pop and shrivel up into a little ball of
     
  12. Carrie Underwood ashes. Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing since
     
  13. we could make Carrie Underwood Tea from them and drink it when we
     
  14. bassman314

    bassman314 I seem to be a verb, an evolutionary process...

    Mar 13, 2005
    Bay Area, CA
    feel that special yearning to sing like Carrie Underwood and wear her purple, striped
     
  15. leather dress to enhance the feminine experience. Also - don't forget the top-hat and feather sash.
     
  16. BassyBill

    BassyBill The smooth moderator... Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 12, 2005
    West Midlands UK
    Can I go straight to the one word post, please?
     
  17. No. Since you totally screwed it up I have to make a post taking this thread amiss.
     
  18. So I guess I'll take us in a different direction.... Instead of Oklahoma City, I actually went to
     
  19. lake titicaca because it is a fun place to go and write a funny song about the way people
     
  20. dance when they are naked, especially when intoxicated by the free absinthe in that region. Who wants to buy a
     

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