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new twist on an old theme

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by john turner, Sep 2, 2002.


  1. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    i'm sure we've all gotten those silly spams from the supposed "minister of industry" or whatever from some african nation wanting help in transfering money. check this new twist out that i got today in the email...



    i have an idea, let's compose a group response to this tard, sorta like merls stories, or else like the one liner infinite storytime things we do sometimes.

    here, i'll start...

    "dear moosa

    what a pleasure to hear from you...
     
  2. BigBohn

    BigBohn

    Sep 29, 2001
    WPB, Florida
    Heh, he speeled "incarcertation" wrong.

    :rolleyes:
     
  3. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002
    Connecticut
    Man, it really sucks when not one but ALL of your wives are uneducated. Poor Simba..I mean, Mustapha. Apparently Iraqi prison systems have very lenient rules regarding prisoner internet usage :D
     
  4. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    yes, yes, but help continue the _response_!!! come on guys!!! i need help here!!
     
  5. Whatever the temperature is, I'm sure it's gonna get quite a bit hotter very soon. Here's hoping!!

    About that request...
     
  6. jade

    jade

    Mar 8, 2002
    YYC
    " i'm sorry, i think i might have killed you, i was asking my TB friends for advise and this is what we've come up with .. *insert somethign stupid here*"
     
  7. neptoon

    neptoon

    Jul 25, 2000
    summerville, sc
    he didn't by any chance provide you any topical coordinates to his cold, dank prison, did he?
     
  8. Turock

    Turock Supporting Member

    Apr 30, 2000
    Melnibone
    Sure, I'll be glad to help and I won't charge you anything, since I will soon be getting a lot of money from KABUYA LUMUNA SANDO, who is in a predicament very similiar to yours.
     
  9. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002
    Connecticut
    "What a pleasure to hear from you..."

    "I am horrified to hear of your imprisonment. Sadly, I too have been wrongfully imprisoned by my government. The very reason I was incarcerated was the government's objection to me having multiple wives and purposefully keeping them in abject poverty, merely because they fall under the technicality of being my sisters. After escaping from my incarceration by hiding myself inside the anus of a large prison guard, I arrived in my lovely West Virginian cabin to find not only my wives, but my pigs and collection of vintage pornography to be gone! As you can see, my situation is as dire as yours.

    "As to your situation, I will help you in any way I can, although I must ask a price. In addition to the monies which have been promised to me, I require you to send me your impoverished wives to replace mine that were so wrongfully taken from me, as well as your credit card numbers, business account numbers, and any pornography you might be able to come across. You may send your children as well, as without my pigs I will not have a steady source of manure, and children can easily fill this function. I can be reached at the number 7, but do not call before 2am or after 11pm. I eagerly await your response."

    Is that more like what you were looking for, JT? :D
     
  10. Dear.. what was his name? Saddam?? :p

    After reading through your email, i have come to the decision to help you. Despite the world views creating indifferences between my country and yours, it is still unacceptable for any human being to live in such a manner and distress.

    On this point alone, i feel it the least i can do by taking this upon myself to help you. Due to international unrest currently, i will not reveal my phone number but if you do reply, then i know you are genuine and we can set up a more serious correspondance.

    So too, if there is anything else i can do for you i would be happy to help.

    Yours Sincerely,

    G. Dubbya Bushy-head.

    What do you think? Its a start at least.

    :D:D

    Merls
     
  11. fadlan bassman

    fadlan bassman

    Oct 23, 2001
    Austin,Tx
    You have reached an email address that has temporarily been disconnected; if you feel you have gotten this response in error please write again or contact the webmaster.
     
  12. mans0n

    mans0n

    Jun 15, 2002
    show me the money!
     
  13. punkfunkfreak

    punkfunkfreak

    Dec 16, 2001
    im a millionaire too, dont need ya money, sorry....
    :D
     
  14. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    good stuff, good stuff. i'll put something together and send it to him, and see if i get a reply.
     
  15. This is Steve. Unfortunately I'm unable to get to my computer at this time, but if you'd like to leave your name and number after the beep I'll get back to you.

    *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!*
     
  16. Pharmecopia

    Pharmecopia

    Jul 31, 2002
    you mean steve? the dell guy? i gotta phone call from him, it went something like this :

    me - "hello?"
    steve - "hey! this is steve, and ive been...trying to call you..."


    and then i hung up...


    but, back to the subject, i like Diff's. the anus part was quite thrilling, dont you say? :rolleyes:
     
  17. I think you should send back a serious email first. Build up that trust base, see how far you can actually take it. Sure its good to take the piss out of him in the first reply email, but then you may not get a reply back.

    :D:D

    Merls