Ninja sighting locks local schools down!

hahaha!!! nice!

 

um... pirates?

 

Oh wow. That made my day. Schools around here only get locked down for, y'know... Gunshots...and knifings... But never ninjas.

 

So..........

They have a contingency plan for ninjas?? Don't they realize that if it were a real Ninja, they never would have seen him until he was slitting their throats?? That should have been a dead giveaway right there!

 

+100... didn't need to track him down... a real ninja can't be tracked down

 

I wonder if he was chasing a MINJA!

 

This is so ridiculous I can't get over it.

 

hahahha this is awesome

 

Can you guys imagine being one of the sane ones on the staff as the authorities decide to lock down the school? I would be so exasperated and embarrased as I sip my spiked morning coffee in the staff room.

 

Didn't this happen before (I'm not joking)

 

I was through after reading the title didn't really need the report.

 

Amazing. They never shut down for UFO's.

 

Ninja please!

 

I thought this happened in Staten Island New York, where there is a man called the Staten Island Ninja. He robs houses for a living.

 

Lmao. That's terrible. I love it.

 

This made my day, in so many ways.