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No woman, no cry

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by trog, Oct 9, 2005.


  1. trog

    trog

    Nov 8, 2003
    Scotland
    "Well, I like you as a friend, but..."

    Damnit! :meh:
     
  2. Ouch.

    ...I went to a dance on Sat. and took some girl away from her boyfriend. So... good things do happen to good people.

    If I get the "I like you as a friend" I don't care... because I still get to "freak" with them. :p
     
  3. Vorago

    Vorago (((o)))

    Jul 17, 2003
    Antwerp, Belgium
    Actually, "No woman, no cry" is Jamaican slang for "no woman, don't cry". It's a common misconception.

    Anyway, this happens all the time dude, believe me :D
     
  4. justateenpoet

    justateenpoet Have you...killed the Venture brothers!?!?

    May 14, 2005
    Connecticut
    It's good to see that the idea of having respect for other people's desicions is still alive and well :meh:
     
  5. DaftCat

    DaftCat

    Jul 26, 2004
    Medicine Hat

    As you probably already know, that is womanese for "I am not sexually attracted to you."


    Two thoughts to get you through the day.
    1. Plenty of fish in the sea, Billy!
    2. It's only a stinky hole, son.

    DCat
     
  6. What I posted sounded like I didn't care what I was told.

    No!

    I know that "no means no" and would never do anything to anyone that they did not want.

    ...but they let me. ;)

    I just don't get to slowdance with them. :smug:

    Anyways... back on topic.
     
  7. Sorry dude. That sucks.

    I'm hopin' for the best in a *situation* I'm in right now, so as bad as it sucks for you, wish me luck! ;)
     
  8. syciprider

    syciprider Banned

    May 27, 2005
    Inland Empire
    That's good! You can still knock boots once in awhile and not have to worry about spending money on her.
     
  9. that sucks and is depressing. I know because its happened to me. :crying:
     
  10. that's why in the future you should not be friends w/ women you are attracted to.
     
  11. If you were me, that'd be like #50 on the list...happens to me all the time to.

    Ever seen the 40 year old virgin? If not, I'd suggest seeing it to uh...prepare.

    Although I did get a chick to send me topless pics last night.
     
  12. FireBug

    FireBug

    Sep 18, 2005
    Houston
    I've proved that wrong. And no I didn't end up in jail... :eyebrow:
     
  13. Score one for the good guys!

    edit: post number 1000 for me! :hyper:
     
  14. Really. :rolleyes:
     
  15. Scottie Johnson

    Scottie Johnson

    Sep 8, 2004
    If it's stinky, you want nothing to do with it. As Snoop Dogg says, "Ain't no ***** good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it."

    Plus, it is not very polite, internet or not, to reduce a woman to "a stinky hole".
     
  16. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    Yike!
     
  17. Pick yourself up.
    Dust yourself off.

    Start all over again.

    C'est la vie.

    Mike ;)
     
  18. Alvaro Martín Gómez A.

    Alvaro Martín Gómez A. TalkBass' resident Bongo + cowbell player

  19. Alvaro Martín Gómez A.

    Alvaro Martín Gómez A. TalkBass' resident Bongo + cowbell player

    Another one, very popular here (specially for bathroom graffitis):

    3. If you want to forget your girlfriend, just imagine her taking a dump.
     
  20. Vorago

    Vorago (((o)))

    Jul 17, 2003
    Antwerp, Belgium
    Didn't someone state that men aren't friends with women to whom they are not attracted to?

    Think about it, how many female friends do you have? How many of those friends are unatractive in your eyes?