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Not music related!!! but very funny....

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Josh Ryan, Oct 21, 2004.

  1. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
  2. Reminds me of every guitarist I ever met in high school.
  3. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    He reminds me of Strong Bad, "...and the Dragon comes in the NIGHHHHTTTT!!!"
  4. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    isnt that the same wanker who is in the mario guitar video?
  5. Trevorus


    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    no, the mario guy actually had good musicality. This guy is just firkin around. I'm sure he could play music, but he'd overdo everything. I could make the same noises if I craked everything to 11, and tapped with every appendage I have. It'd sound about the same.
  6. Tim__x


    Aug 13, 2002
    Alberta, Canada
    How are those supposed to be lessons? :p
  7. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    Reminds me of every customer I had at Guitar Center, except with chops.
  8. Against Will

    Against Will Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Big Sound Central
    I find him inspiring. He's a testament to the indomitability of the human spirit, a shining example that there is nothing we can not achieve...

    ...Provided we never leave our rooms, become a recluse, destroy any potential for human contact, not bathe and accept looking like a goober.
  9. IvanMike

    IvanMike Player Characters fear me... Supporting Member

    Nov 10, 2002
    Middletown CT, USA
    my thoughts exactly - :p
  10. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS
    I guess this proves that music that displays chops with no soul, no melody, no self control, bad tone, and no purpose is merely annoying noise.

    File that one under Musical Masturbation.
  11. And then Strong Mad comes in on his bass and goes "dow dow-dow dowdowdow dow dow-dow dow dow!"

  12. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    I was waiting for it by the second "lesson". dow.
  13. Oysterman


    Mar 30, 2000
  14. Ívar Þórólfsson

    Ívar Þórólfsson Mmmmmm... Supporting Member

    Apr 9, 2001
    Kopavogur, Iceland

    I watched four clips and it sounded like he was doing the same thing....

  15. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    The first one kinda sounds like someone tuning in one of those old transistor AM radios.

    Edit: At one point during this "song" I thought the police were showing up outside of my house..then there are a couple of noises that sound like someone playing ping-pong. The grand finale is some wretched slapping and popping on the guitar....I mean BAD.
    7.3 meg wmv video...I recommend downloading if you want to watch it.

    Uh-oh...I just noticed this disclaimer after I watched the video:
    "so if you aren't into shred
    playing please don't waste your time downloading this file and the others... for the other people I really
    hope you'll enjoy it!"

    My bad, Ferrari guy.

    brad cook
  16. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    From his bio:
    Yes...the drum machine does not always telling me how much I suck...this is problem with band.

    brad cook
  17. I like how his "Legato" playing sounds exactly like everything else. I clicked on it thinking "Hmmm, maybe he'll play something smoother or slower." Man was I wrong.

    I could probably sound just like that you know...if I was playing a theremin. =)
  18. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Regarding SIT strings:
    Wow! Sounds like they have a wide array of EXTREME uses.

    Never woulda guessed!!

    I'm truly sorry...there's just too much material here....


    brad cook
  19. JayAmel

    JayAmel Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2002
    Carcassonne, France
    Thanks for the links ! As of now, Korn's gonna sound musical to my ears...
  20. christoph h.

    christoph h.

    Mar 26, 2001
    well, he also has this to say about his clips...

    i think he knows that he's not very musical in his expression but does all this deliberately.

    i'm not sure whether they way we're bashing him is fair.
    he seems to be very passionate about this whole thing.