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not shaving + having to wear glasses =

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by jonathan_matos5, Aug 18, 2007.


  1. older women hitting on me:eek:

    i had to leave for work in a hurry this morning so i skipped shaving and left the scruff be for the day. and all day today women twice my age have been hitting on me.:meh: im guessing that the facial hair and glasses make me look a lot older than i am :eek: (maybe i just need to find employment where people my age work) :meh: this would be cool if i were not put off by the 20+ year age difference but its actually creeping me out when they mention that they have children my age.

    i guess ill just take this as another reason to remember to wake up with enough time to shave;)
     
  2. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Work it. How does the phrase go? Don't look a gift kitty in the mouth. Or was it give a cougar a gift in the mouth? Wait. There was something about horses too. Stupid short term memory. ;)
     
  3. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Banned

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    I shave and I don't wear glasses, I should be safe.
     
  4. i wish they were cougars these are more like sasquatch :crying:
     
  5. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Banned

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    Well kill one and hand her corpse in, there must be a reward for finding such a beast!
     
  6. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    If you lower your standards you'll discover that sasquatches need love too.
     
  7. Nino Valenti

    Nino Valenti Supporting Member Commercial User

    Feb 2, 2001
    Staten Island NYC
    Builder: Valenti Basses
    If the women are good looking... go for it!!!!
     
  8. Nino Valenti

    Nino Valenti Supporting Member Commercial User

    Feb 2, 2001
    Staten Island NYC
    Builder: Valenti Basses
    In that case, wait for a hottie to hit on you!!!
     
  9. :D

    they would have to drug me to even go on a date. i will not no i cannot lower my standards that low
     
  10. Nino Valenti

    Nino Valenti Supporting Member Commercial User

    Feb 2, 2001
    Staten Island NYC
    Builder: Valenti Basses
    True, true!!!
     
  11. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Obviously you and your hand have a uncomfortably close relationship then. :eyebrow: :bag: :D
     
  12. no ive got other options

    besides my hands are too rough :ninja: :p :bag:
     
  13. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    You might be the most flexible person I've ever met. I thought only dogs could do that. :eek:
     
  14. umm no i cannot do that:scowl:
     
  15. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL The Beagle Father Staff Member Supporting Member

    My standard beard and glasses has been catching the eye of more women in there 40-50's then ever before , I play along to make them feel good about themselves. :)
     
  16. LMAO:D
     
  17. ive been stuck in a rut lately... the girls that are attracted to me tend to be in their upper teens and their mothers. so too young and too old at the same time.

    i figure ill wait a couple years and hit on the daughters:bag: :p
     
  18. Human Bass

    Human Bass

    Aug 26, 2005
    Older women have some advantages...they fell more secure about themselves...so they hesitate much less when it comes to swallow...
    :bag:
     
  19. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Banned

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    I would prefer this scenario, without a doubt!
     
  20. Chipsonfire

    Chipsonfire

    Jul 20, 2007
    Socorro, NM
    The only girls that hit on me are... crap who am I kidding there aren't any girls at my school :(
     

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