Not Too Late To Buy a Piece of Internal Damnation.

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Acoop, Jun 20, 2021.

  1. Rufus X

    Rufus X

    May 27, 2017
    Ha ha, I saw that, too. Price seems a bit, uh, steep.
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  2. DirtDog


    Jun 7, 2002
    The Deep North
    12K? Is that the going rate for a human soul these days?
    GreyEagle, JRA, happycamper and 6 others like this.
  3. 4SG


    Mar 6, 2014
  4. Gsnorgathon


    Jan 15, 2020
    From Hell? It's in Indiana, so that checks out.
    GregC, Supadope, DJ Bebop and 24 others like this.
  5. If that was a fiver...............
    GregC, DJ Bebop, happycamper and 2 others like this.
  6. moon-bass

    moon-bass They call me El Jefe Supporting Member

    May 10, 2004
    USA, New Orleans
    He's still at this? On one of his Facebook posts he claimed that everyone that ever played the bass died, then that there was blood on it when he bought it ... Sounds like he toned it down a bit lol
  7. jimmydean


    Mar 14, 2009
    Clinton, Indiana aye ? I hear the devil only makes deals at "The Crossroads".
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  8. Low Down Brown

    Low Down Brown

    Jan 8, 2018
    I've said it before and I'll say it again...the face looks like an angry Jim Jones sweating through the birth of chunky lil' mud baby.
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  9. Dincrest

    Dincrest Supporting Member

    Sep 27, 2004
    New Jersey
    I like that he described the tort as "blood swirling" pickguard.
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  10. Craig Orndorff

    Craig Orndorff Supporting Member

    Apr 26, 2021
    Has anyone, anywhere, ever bought a bass for the serial number? Maaaaybe if it contained my birthday……and was British racing green.
    Timmy Liam and design like this.
  11. EddiePlaysBass


    Feb 26, 2009
    Damn that price!
  12. 9Thumbs


    Jul 3, 2013
    Near Boston
    Looks like a Jazz Bass. I don't like them much but I think he might be exaggerating the horror, if just a wee.
    Winslow and EddiePlaysBass like this.
  13. HubbardsFate


    Oct 18, 2006
    "This bass is from HELL" claims the seller...eeerr, okay bruh, but which CIRCLE of Hell? I need this bass's infernal origins to be a little more precise...specifically, I'm hoping it was built way down there in the Ninth Circle, where all the lowest frequencies are located :thumbsup:
    GregC, Ellery and SC Bassboy like this.
  14. Bajo Clarkko

    Bajo Clarkko

    Aug 9, 2015
    From my experience, it’s not truly a “Devil Bass”, unless it has a broken or non functioning truss rod. (And the seller doesn’t disclose it.)

    Just sayin’.
    EddiePlaysBass, Lackey and Ellery like this.
  15. Sponson Thrisby

    Sponson Thrisby

    Feb 15, 2019
    Every time I see some ridiculously priced and hyped instrument I always think: it only takes one sucker for it to pay off.
  16. ardgedee


    May 13, 2018
    I won't pay more than $666.
  17. ficelles


    Feb 28, 2010
    Devon, England
    I'd say he'd find a buyer but I think he'd do better if it was a BC Rich not a J-Bass.
  18. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
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