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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Dave Castelo, Jul 4, 2001.


  1. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    hi

    I have been given the opportunity of helping TB by becoming a Moderator...

    Brendan is going out for some time and i hope he and his proyects go well...


    I´ll do my best

    seeya!!

    I know there´s not so much to moderate here en Bass humor but please notice these:

    A)"Carry on" threads are welcome (one at a time and with a 80 post limit till it gets closed) i love them.

    B)Gig Stories threads are welcome, just make them PG-13 and avoid the use of fault language when you reffer to a bad gig situation or a band member :)

    C)avoid the use of racist jokes and things of that kind of matter...

    well... i think those are fine, besides the forum rules:
    http://www.talkbass.com/forumrules.php

    see ya!!
    Dave
     
  2. yawnsie

    yawnsie

    Apr 11, 2000
    London
    Ah, I was once like you... so full of hope and optimism. That is, until the full weight of my moderatorary duties crashed down upon my shoulders. Now, I'm reduced to lying in wait in the hope that some poor fool may stumble into Amps asking for Offspring tab(z?), so that I can crush him. LIKE A BUG!!

    Sorry, I shouldn't have disenchanted you like that. Congrats on the promotion, and Dancehallclasher will be round soon to... initiate you. :eek:;)
     
  3. Brendan

    Brendan Supporting Member

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Wall shucks...I ain't dead yet!...

    Though, I should be leaving for a coupla weeks on the the 11th or so, and I'll be back when I get set up in Florida (moving there) around abouts the 23rd or 24th...Till then, keep it sane Les...uh...I mean Dave!:D
     
  4. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    :eek: please be soft!


    at least the money is good :rolleyes:
    :D
     
  5. all right! i'm no longer the new guy! at last i can take off this horrible codpiece!

    hmm, maybe if you're nice i'll have it cleaned before i pass it on to you...
     
  6. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    :D

    that would be nice :)
     

  7. Codpiece eh? So now we can all see your titanium chastity belt... :p

    Merls
     
  8. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    Ave Caesar - morituri te salutant :D
     
  9. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    i ringraziamenti, il vostro imperatore li salutano

    ;)

    EDIT: i just realized your message is not Italian :D, is it Latin?
     
  10. Did anyone tell Dave about the perks one gets when they become a moderator??

    Lemmie from Motorhead will be over in the morning to give you a bikini wax.

    You don't have to thank us all at once - just enjoy!
     
  11. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico

    now you are all messing with my pubic hair? :mad::)


    i heard lemmy did an awful job on DHC :D
     
  12. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    California
    well, it was either him or Meatloaf. :D:eek:
     
  13. Brendan

    Brendan Supporting Member

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    ....WHA? I got stuck with John Popper...how the hell did that happen!?

    :D:eek:
     
  14. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??!!! Some kind of private moderator party or something? Shouldn't you guy's be out there... moderating?
     
  15. Brendan

    Brendan Supporting Member

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Hey...you want I delete that little comment there Mr. X? I'd be moderating!...:D

    Sean Connery Voice on:

    Don't mess witht the Masters

    Sean Connery Voice off:
     
  16. I hear whoever is mod next gets the pleasure to be waxed by N'sync, and they ALL get their turn! :eek:
     
  17. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    Yeah, it's latin, a remnant of my catholic school experiences.

    Ave Caesar, the doomed salute you.
     
  18. yawnsie

    yawnsie

    Apr 11, 2000
    London
    Ooh! Ooh! Do you think Paul will let me resign and then reinstate me straight away? :D
     
  19. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    is Justin going to bring Britney Spears?
    because i want HER to wax me up :drool:

    :D:D
     
  20. eli

    eli Mad showoff 7-stringer and Wish lover Supporting Member

    Dec 12, 1999
    NW suburban Chicago
    shyeaaawh -- in your DREAMS...