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Now I have a real reason to be angry.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Oct 15, 2003.

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  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    I have been a slob lately... I have not kept my room clean at all... mainly because I have not had much time to keep it clean

    6:30 head out the door for marching band...

    at school till 3:15....

    get home at 4

    homework.... done by 7 or 8.... then i eat dinner... then i am totally cooked and go to bed.

    Some days I am at school for 12+ hours straight working on jazz band or marching band....

    So, we have this dog that likes to chew stuff up...

    I keep my door shut so he will not chew things up in my room... but my mom thinks it is too hot in here... so she opens the door. when i am gone. and no one is in there. usually, the dog doesnt chew anything... but this time, he really pissed me off.

    He chewed up my damned biology book. So now I get to explain to my mother why i keep my door shut (cause her idiot dog chews/craps/pisses in my room) and why either I or she has to pay the school $75 for the damages caused by the dog.


    Just leave the door shut.

  2. *applause* I was beginning to miss the MM vents:)

    I say kill the dog.
  3. *ToNeS*


    Jan 12, 2001
    Sydney AU
    Yep, it's finally happened. I'm choking on my own rage.

    GASP. :help:
  4. Kill the dog. Then kill your mom. Then kill Osama for mentioning it. That way you should clear up all your tracks.
  5. Then kill Spankbass for mentioning killing the dog, your mum and Osama_Spears! :p

    We have a cat that likes to scratch the leather sofas....so we have to keep the door shut.
  6. yoshi


    Jul 12, 2002
    England, London
    Find the ISBN number of the book and order a new one off line - ie amazon. I highly doubt it'll be more than £20 (although they want me to buy a book for £73 on my uni course :mad: :eek: ).
  7. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses, Hipshot products
    THAT'S GREAT!!!!

    When your teacher asks you now why you didn't do your homework, you can say, "My dog ate my textbook," AND IT'LL BE TRUE!
  8. Johnny BoomBoom

    Johnny BoomBoom Supporting Member

    Jun 8, 2001
    Glasgow, Scotland


    Finally, a real case!
  9. PollyBass

    PollyBass ******

    Jun 25, 2001
    Shreveport, LA
    Step 1. Stop crying, realize it will all be ok.

    Step 2. Punch mom in face, pay for dental bill,

    Step 3. Steal Biology book from follow "dorky" school mate,

    Step 4. Force said "Dork" to do home work for you, if he refuses, show picture of mom.
  10. Nino Valenti

    Nino Valenti Commercial User

    Feb 2, 2001
    Staten Island NYC
    Builder: Valenti Basses
    OR, we could just clean our room.
  11. Yogi Bear

    Yogi Bear Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2000
  12. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars

    Damn you Nino, damn you and your logic, damn you straight to hell!!!!




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  14. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    oops, forgot one. then kill yourself. then all the witnesses will be gone.
  15. I know how it is, I have to keep my cat downstairs, because he enjoys taking leeks in my room.

    That's also why he is banned from the laundry room, and the room over to the side of my basement where the heater and water heater are.

    As for the book, swipe someone else's and in replace leave that one, and tell no one near you what happened.
  16. Nino Valenti

    Nino Valenti Commercial User

    Feb 2, 2001
    Staten Island NYC
    Builder: Valenti Basses
    Just be greatful the dog didn't [​IMG] all over your books!!!!!

  17. that horsie belongs on the pages of doodie.com!

  18. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    Tell your mom to keep the leeks in the fridge, where pussy can't get at them.
  19. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan

    I'm to punk rock for that.
  20. That would be : I'm too punk rock for that.


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