Now THIS is an ugly bass!

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by Woodchuck, Oct 22, 2001.

  1. Woodchuck


    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta / Macon (sigh)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    Ready your barf bags!:eek:
  2. ** runs away, screaming like a little schoolgirl **

    Get it away from me, ayieee!!!!:eek: :(
  3. Hugh Jazz

    Hugh Jazz

    Sep 13, 2001
    Atlanta, GA
    Looks like a giant wasp or something......and where the hell is the body?

    I bet it has killer sustain though.
  4. Not ugly. Just real funny lookin'. :D:D:D

    Rock on
  5. Umm thats a bass? ... basses are supposed to be beautiful.. but thats.. thats ugly..well.. i donno..

    *looks like someone took a garbage bag..
    *threw a bunch of bass parts in it and some extra *wood peices..
    *added a bunch of glue..
    *and then shook the bag...
    *and took it out

    And thats what they got.. a mess.
  6. That is ugly. In the new Bassplayer they have a picture of a bass like that one reported stolen at NAMM. Who the hell would want to steal that "thing"?:D

  7. Its called the Terminator Bass, and was built by Michael Spalt
    unfortunatly, someone stole it from his workshop

  8. Aaron


    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA
    Someone probably just burned it.
  9. Oysterman


    Mar 30, 2000
    Hmm... I don't know... it has something... don't know what...


    OK then, it is ugly! Butt-ugly!

    This then? Another ugly Mo-fo from Bass Northwest:
  10. that one's like a neck with a pickup.
  11. That poor bass, someone should shoot it and put it out of its misory...
  12. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    I saw one of those advertised on BP apparently, you can replace different parts to create a different body shapes. Or at least it's ergonomically balanced or some other high tech junk like that.

    Not the best thing to look at, though.
  13. that thing better sing like a stratavarious (sp?) and when you put it on it should induce an orgasm instantly. that's the only way i would ever even think of putting on and playing a "bass" like that. hey let's just give it to fieldy!
  14. Angus

    Angus Supporting Member

    Apr 16, 2000
    Palo Alto, CA
    Next time I go to bass nw, I'm DEFINITELY going to play that bass!
  15. Aaron


    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA
    It may hurt. Did BassNW steal it?
  16. Actually I kinda like it, it's a Spalt bass I reckon. I find it fascinating and I think it's made out of alloys and little wood.
  17. MJB


    Mar 17, 2000
  18. Freakapotamus9


    Jun 20, 2001
    i second your " :eek: "
  19. Brad Johnson

    Brad Johnson Commercial User

    Mar 8, 2000
    Gaithersburg, Md
    Boom Bass Cabinets, DR strings
    I owned one of those years ago, during Steinberger's heyday. Came in a shotgun case. I loved walking into my bank with that one;)