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Odd Midnight Phonecall...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Knavery, Aug 27, 2005.


  1. Knavery

    Knavery

    Feb 24, 2004
    Denver, CO
    This is strange... I just recieved two calls where a girl stated that I got her pregnant about four months ago, and that she wants to know what I was going to do about it. It seemed as though she had some people in the background.

    I have NO idea who it was, and she would not divulge her name. What I found weird was that she also had my cell phone number, and called that as well. I asked her repeatedly, "Who is this?" She then said, "You don't know who this is? Are you serious? That's really nice." I can't remember the exact words, but she seemed taken back a little bit as if it COULD possibly be a trick. This is probably a prank call, but man I don't know. I'm a single guy, and have dated a few girls, but I know my sexual history.

    How weird is that?
     
  2. Don't_Fret

    Don't_Fret Justin Schornstein

    Dec 10, 2003
    East Coast, US
    Weird, indeed. If she calls again, try to call her bluff.
     
  3. Wasn't she the chick that gave you the clap? Or was it the girl before her...

    :D
     
  4. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    exactly, offer a place to meet.

    tell her to meet you by the river late at night and you'll take care of the problem.






    Disclaimer: Clay does not advocate killing and/or throwing people into rivers to solve their problems.
     
  5. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    The same thing I am thinking. At least they are sitting at home doing prank calls while they are wasted instead of driving around town. :D

    -Mike
     
  6. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    "A Sexual History: By Knavery" does that fall under autobiographies or tall tales?

    brad cook
     
  7. my friend got a few calls like that last year.

    they were completely ramdom prank calls and he got the like 4 or 5 times.
     
  8. McHaven

    McHaven

    Mar 1, 2005
    I've gotten phone calls like that before. When they said how long ago it was though, I freaked out because I knew of my sexual history at that time and it was...well, not exactly monogamous.
     
  9. You got my preggers you terd.
     
  10. AuG

    AuG

    May 22, 2005
    Fort Collins, CO

    Clay my man you are too funny. :D

    Actually, my suggestion would be this: When she calls back, joyfully exclaim, "Yes!!! My super sperm worked!" And ask her how it feels to have your seed inside her? When she's left speechless, just hang up.

    Just my 2 cents of course...
     
  11. Selta

    Selta

    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    Dude. Tell her you're gay :eyebrow:.

    -Ray
     
  12. Coutts_is_god

    Coutts_is_god Guest

    Dec 29, 2003
    Windsor, Ont, Canada
    Always leave the one night standers with a fake name and fake number. I thought that was a given. You could also use your friends idenity.

    And now we see why I have no girlfriend...............I would be Victor Wotten:D
     
  13. retitled

    retitled

    Feb 13, 2004
    forest hills
    i told that bitch not to call!!!







































    no no just kidding :p
     
  14. Coutts_is_god

    Coutts_is_god Guest

    Dec 29, 2003
    Windsor, Ont, Canada
    Star 6-9 her @$$


    hahahah 69 :rolleyes:
     
  15. Bassic83

    Bassic83

    Jul 26, 2004
    Texas, USSA
    Tell her she got YOU pregnant~!
     
  16. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    Nice suggestions you guys but what if it is true.
     
  17. Figjam

    Figjam

    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    party pooper
     
  18. sargebaker

    sargebaker Commercial User

    May 2, 2004
    Montreal QC CA
    owner/builder, ISLAND Instrument Mfg.
    pwn3d
     
  19. Nadav

    Nadav

    Nov 13, 2004
    Atlanta, GA
    Then she wouldn't refuse to identify herself.
     
  20. karrot-x

    karrot-x Banned

    Feb 21, 2004
    Omicron Persei 8
    Or she was extremely pissed off that she's pregnant and the father doesn't know who she is...