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Odd photoshop request.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Stereo Joe, May 17, 2011.


  1. Would someone have the time and ability to make this statue of Zeus be rocking a bass?

    Athens_-_National_Archeological_Museum_-_Zeus_or_Poseidon_statue_-_20060930.
     
  2. IconBasser

    IconBasser Scuba Viking Supporting Member

    Feb 28, 2007
    Alta Loma, California
    kind of an odd pose to be playin' bass. Looks more like he's getting ready to chuck a javelin at some poor wench who refused to be raped by him.
     
  3. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    Are you sure you want a guy holding a bass hung like that?
     
  4. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    How's he going to be playing it? :eyebrow:


    :atoz: I think I just answered my own question.
     
  5. Greek Gods weren't well endowed, were they?
     
  6. He is mid-windmill in the pose and appears to play with a pick... Maybe a lesson from RHCP's guide to tube socks would be in order?
     
  7. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    I heard they were all growers, not show-ers.
     
  8. There has been an argument which suggests that's actually a statue of Poseidon, holding a trident in throwing pose rather than it being Zeus with his thunderbolt in hand.
     
  9. Done. Wasn't that hard either.

    (I joke, proper-ish one on its way :))

    zeus2.
     
  10. That's potentially a pretty awesome chop job.

    Also to the OP: Red Fraggle! :bassist:
     
  11. See, that's what I was thinking!
     
  12. Yeah. Without the missing spear/lightening bolt, we'll never know I guess... I'm actually inclined to think Poseidon because if it was Zeus it would make more sense to me that he be casting his lightening bolts in more of a downward fashion towards Earth.
     
  13. Step 1: Cut a hole in your bass...
     
  14. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    I think he should be holding the bass as a spear, like it's his weapon.
     
  15. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    I think he needs to part his beard like Slo.
     
  16. I'm pretty sure that's Poseidon. I recognize the face on the statue
     

  17. That would make sense.
     
  18. jwbassman

    jwbassman Supporting Member

    Aug 9, 2006
    You want something like this:

    greek-god-of-bass.
     
  19. ^win.
     
  20. Sweet...
     

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