Ode to spelling checker

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Petebass, Oct 9, 2005.

  1. Petebass


    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    Eye halve a spelling checker,
    It came with my pea sea,
    It plainly marks four my revue
    Miss steaks I kin not sea.

    Eye strike a key and type a word,
    And weight four it to say,
    Weather eye am wrong oar write,
    It shows me strait a weigh.

    As soon as a mist ache is maid,
    It nose bee fore two long,
    And eye can put the error rite,
    It's rare lea ever wrong.

    Eye have run this poem threw it,
    I am shore your pleased two no,
    Its letter perfect awl the weigh,
    My checker told me sew.
  2. Sonorous


    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
  3. I've seen that one; it's DEFINITELY worth repeating.

    Funny thing about spell-check; if it doesn't know a word, it will substitute one.
    Our band emails back and forth to get scheduling, and one of the members' spell-check calls one of the other members "Bar-Stool", because it doesn't recognize his real name. (I won't give it out here.)

    Needless to say, he's gotten a lot of ribbing over that one! :D
  4. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

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  5. Petebass


    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    "Sore" with a lisp.
  6. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    Too funny.