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oh... so THATS a bassist

Discussion in 'Bassists [BG]' started by f'nar f'nar, Jan 10, 2006.

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  1. theshadow2001


    Jun 17, 2004
    Lol @ number 5
  2. duckbutter


    Mar 30, 2005
  3. What the Hell was that!?!?! :eek:
  4. Squidfinger

    Squidfinger I wish I could sing like Rick Danko.

    Jan 7, 2004
    Shreveport LA
    "Some bassists try to take control of everything and whine if they dont get their own way. The reason is that because they learn lots of different scales, modes, arpegios etc.. and they think they are musical geniouses because they no all these and try to use them in each note, when really its so easy to play scales on the bass. They dont realise that on guitar scales are far more complex and envolve more technique as well as linking them to even more complex chords etc..
    Whiney Bassists need to learn that they are not master musicians just because they no some very simple scales."

    Atleast I take the fricking time to learn music theory unlike alot of guitarists I know. I hate not being able to communicate with people that have been playing for years but somehow never managed to learn basic (keyword=basic) music theory. They could have it down in a couple of weeks but aren't willing to do any homework.

    :mad: :mad: :mad:
  5. fraublugher


    Nov 19, 2004
    ottawa, ontario, canada
    music school retailer
    well i added mine , says it'll show up in nine weeks.
    ah the internet , is there anything it can't do?
  6. j-raj

    j-raj Bassist: Educator/Soloist/Performer Supporting Member

    Jan 14, 2003
    Indianapolis, IN
    oh, so that is what one is?
  7. My guitarist is so freakin bassist! its so annoying!
  8. slapcracklepop


    Jun 28, 2005
    Boston, MA
    For Urban Dictionary Slang Purposes: A bassist is someone who hangs around musicians.
  9. nad

    nad 60 Cycle Humdinger Commercial User

    Sep 22, 2005
    Not Mars
    The Overlord of Nordstrand Pickups
    hahaha some of those are funny!

    some people take things way too seriously. :bag:
  10. And to think people whine about wikipedia. :rollno:
  11. TheMightyQuinn


    Dec 26, 2005
    Wow, just....wow.
  12. fr0me0


    Dec 7, 2004
    Winnipeg Canada
    I thought the bassist was the good looking guy that got all the chicks.... oh wait maybe thats just my band :p
  13. "That punk bassist played three different notes during the gig."

    Now THAT'S funny.
  14. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    some funny, some stupid. a good representation of the internet as a whole.
  15. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    "Larry learned how to play an A, E and B on the bass guitar. This was the entire prerequisite for joining a band."

    i think that is some funny stuff.
  16. Audiophage


    Jan 9, 2005
    Thats supposed to read: A drummer is someone who hangs around musicians.
  17. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Philly Suburbs

  18. I love this one:
    Someone who plays the bass. There are three kinds of them:
    -Punk/metal bassists. Just like punk guitarists but even more idiot so they can only touch one string at a time.
    -Jazz/funky bassists. People who, along with drummers, should rule the world instead of those corrupt politicians. Everything would be better.
    -The rest. Like punk bassist but they can play a different note every beat.
  19. Lorenzini


    Dec 31, 2004
    Los Angeles

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