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Oh what a sad gig....

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by lodi, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. lodi


    May 8, 2004
    Minden / Germany
    You're authorized to write a song about it:

  2. darkfish01


    Feb 11, 2005
    San Marcos, Tx
    I can't tell if this is a joke or not.
  3. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

    at least the audiance is paying attention to the bass player !!
  4. Nah, probably paying attention about 5 feet forward of the bassist.
  5. Kael


    Dec 26, 2004
    Oklahoma City
    That is, hands down, the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.
  6. Fealach

    Fealach Guest

    Apr 23, 2003
    Gone to a better place
    That's awesome. More of a crowd than I'm used to. It's funny because it's true.
  7. JimmyM


    Apr 11, 2005
    Apopka, FL
    Endorsing: Ampeg Amps, EMG Pickups
    What you don't see in the picture is the 500 people behind that guy with the guys' fists pumping and the chicks lifting their shirts.
  8. Maybe he fell asleep after downing that Heineken...

    Btw, what's with the two chicks just standing on the left side of the stage?
  9. lodi


    May 8, 2004
    Minden / Germany
    Yes, you're right. I wondered about that photo, as I found it between our gig-photos: It is a matter of sight, let's have a look at the groupies of the guitarplayer:


    btw: those "chicks" are singers, but at that moment only the guitarplayer was singing....and I'm the bass-man....
  10. That lone empty beer bottle makes the shot so much more pathetic...it's great :D
  11. lodi


    May 8, 2004
    Minden / Germany
    The old man in the wheel chair is the drummer's grandpa...the bottle is some non-alcoholic drink from the coca cola company....in Porta Westfalica beer bottles are brown :)
    But this man is our most reliable fan :D Everytime, we play, he's watchin' us.
    And mother drives him always right in front of the stage! I don't know, if he's able to hear us well, but...
    and I don't know if mother loves grandpa....I'm really not shure.... :D
  12. Could be a Heineken, in which case the beer bottle would be green.
  13. Someone needs to photoshop him throwin the devil horns at you.

    Looks like a Rolling Rock beer to me.

    That pic rocks!
  14. Don't ruin this great gig picture with the truth and explanations - it's so much better unexplained... :)

  15. Seigi


    Jul 3, 2005
    rofl mayo