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ok so i think im going to be attacked

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by the overlooked, Jul 16, 2003.


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  1. the overlooked

    the overlooked Guest

    Jun 8, 2003
    ok today my friend told me he was taling to these guys and they said they were gonna kcik my ass. the problem is, there are 4 of them. and they dont even know me.. they have no reason to want to fight me. now, 3 of them are about my size or smaller. the real threat is one of the guy older brother. hes like 18 and out of highschool. im 15, 5' 8 and 128 lbs. so what should i do? short of telling my parents. what i really think im oging to do is just confront one of them and ask why theyre such cowards they need 4 guys, and 1 guy who is alot bigger and older then me to do it and why if they have a problem with me, why cant they be men and do it one on one instead of getting all his little buddies on me. i also think im just going to carry my knife with me incase the huge guy tries to do soemthing to me, ill have some protection. maybe i should let them hit me and press charges and have them arrested?would it be considered self defense if i stabbed the 19 year old if he was on top of me hititng me or soemthing? sorry ths is so long, but im kinda woried
     
  2. Vince S.

    Vince S. Resident Former Bassist

    Jan 24, 2003
    Its all probably just some idiots saying BS. But if it really does get serious, call the cops.

    As for the 19 yr old, hes legally an adult, so if he does something to you, or even threatens you, hes in deep.
     
  3. the overlooked

    the overlooked Guest

    Jun 8, 2003
    well, the thing is.. byt the time i know if its serious or not.. it would be when i got jumped
     
  4. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    The pen is mightier than the sword, but you have problems with the pen apparently, so I suggest running like a little girl into a shopping mall screaming madly until a security guard hits you with a baton, rendering you unconscious, thus they have to take you to the hospital where your agressors cannot get to you.
     
  5. Do you know their names? If they DO jump you, take the beating as best as you can, then report them to the police. A couple bruises are worth them getting ass-raped for a while by a horny 300-pound dude named "Muffin".

    Don't carry the knife btw, it might just cause more trouble.
     
  6. the overlooked

    the overlooked Guest

    Jun 8, 2003
    i know 3 out of the 4 guys names and addresses. the 18 year old is one of the other guys brother. they live right next door to me. another one of them lives a street away from me, but i know his anme and address, too. the other is an 80 pound 5 foot tall little bitch
     
  7. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    ...you're telling TalkBASS why?
     
  8. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA

    Dude, I'm pretty sure you are the one who needs to chill. Brendan was just suggesting that we are but bassists, we can give you petty advice. You need to talk to some athority figure or something.


    But, they make canes that turn into knives. I recommend getting one, acting as a pimp as possible. Second someone jumps you, bam the ol' fork in the eye.
     
  9. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Look, I'm just saying, if you're worried about your saftey, why not contact the local authorities, your parents, your church, your friends, neighbors, dogs, cats, bizzare mystic ninja monks from Tibet, or people that know you.

    You registered a little over a month ago, and you're asking a community of other musicians, some of the flakiest, strangest people for advice on getting jumped? Out the them millions of websites out there, why Talkbass? Why not a self defense message board?

    It seems like it might be a tad more productive than asking us, of whom only a fraction know anything about this type of situation, meanwhile, there are other boards, websites, and people in real life who could help you much more than we can.

    If you know three of these guys, call the police, tell them you're worried that four guys, three of whom you know, have been known to physically threaten you. It'd be much more effective than asking Talkbass how to deal with it.
     
  10. the overlooked

    the overlooked Guest

    Jun 8, 2003
    i suppose a few good punches to the throat could be all i need to do
     
  11. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Or maybe a manly pimp swagger might scare them off?
     
  12. the overlooked

    the overlooked Guest

    Jun 8, 2003
    i figured some pople would know about this stuff here.
     
  13. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    And how many more would at "ProtectYourself.com" or at the local police or sherrif's office?
     
  14. the overlooked

    the overlooked Guest

    Jun 8, 2003
    i didnt know of any other sites to post it at. chill dude, im 15.. i make mistakes, dont get your panties in a bunch
     
  15. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX

     
  16. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    since you are asking talkbass:

    -Grab a bunch of old bass string (the heavier the better)and:

    a)Use them as little metal whips (ouch)

    b)Strangle them in the darkness :ninja:

    c)Comedy "run like the sissy bassist you are" Option
     
  17. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002

    word.
     
  18. odie

    odie Supporting Member

    Overlooked- I wish I could "overlook" you. But I cant.

    This subject isnt appropriate around here. Besides your crossing the line in the language you are using, along with being abusive to other members.

    Other than that welcome to TB. Just use better judgement in your thread topics. Save these subjects to your parents.
     



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