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On Hold Music - Kill Me NOW!!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by MakiSupaStar, Mar 17, 2008.


  1. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    So I must confess that the West Justice Center Traffic Court has the absolute worst on hold music. I'm going to kill someone. Here's a recording of it for your listening pleasure. Misery loves company.

    On Hold Music

    :atoz:
     
  2. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches

    Aug 21, 2006
    Denver, CO
    Why I would download that and then voluntarily listen to it I have no idea. I guess it means I'm bored. And an idiot.

    Oh, and not terrible per se, but a couple weeks ago I heard a recognizable muzak rendered song while waiting for my brother to have some X-rays done at the medical center. It suddenly dawned on me that the song was Superfreak. What the hell?
     
  3. peterbright

    peterbright

    Jan 23, 2007
    On The Bayou
    Whatever is the cheapest
     
  4. Fontaine

    Fontaine

    Apr 27, 2006
    it actually pains me to say this maki, but im disappointed

    however get it on a free website! (or one i dont have to d/l off)
     
  5. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    What the hell are you trying to say? :eyebrow:
     
  6. disenchant

    disenchant You can't plagiarize yourself.

    Aug 9, 2006
    Elgin, IL
    Know what's worse than hearing an on hold message?

    Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and a representative will assist you shortly.


    Having to write one. And knowing you are subjecting poor callers to some bull**** you wrote.

    Oh well. It's an art.
     
  7. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Seriously. How about? "Hey sucker you still got that thing stuck to your ear. Here are some subjects to think about in the meantime. Lunch. Dinner. Your old girlfriend/boyfriends. That childhood memory that scarred you for the rest of your life. Or you can just sit there while we laugh at you. Please stay on the line."
     
  8. peterbright

    peterbright

    Jan 23, 2007
    On The Bayou
    We really hope you hang up and don't call us back. That's what they are trying to say.
     
  9. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Or how about "just give up already. We're only gonna say no anyway."
     
  10. mjolnir

    mjolnir Thor's Hammer 2.1.3beta

    Jun 15, 2006
    Houston, TX
    One time an on hold message told me it had strawberry jam up its ass.

    Then the guy on the other line realized I wasn't on hold and hung up on me.
     
  11. Fontaine

    Fontaine

    Apr 27, 2006
    i dont even know at this point
     

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