You spent the cash you've been saving from the last few gigs you've played at to treat yourself to cruise. Unfortunately, disaster strikes, and your cruise ship has hit an extremely sturdy goldfish and sprung a leak. After waking up on an island and exhausting all lifelines to get help, you've resigned to a life among the palm trees and monkeys. Luckily, a bass has washed up on shore with you (in perfect working order) and you decide to use it to the best of your ability. Fashioning an amp out of coconuts and creating electricity from making a monkey ride a bike while being goaded by a banana on a string, you fix yourself a nifty little stage and train the other monkeys to perform with you. Being a character of many musical tastes, you have several monkey bands going on this island. One is a classic rock band, one is amazingly mellow, and one is a mathcore group that blends screaming, yodeling, and the occasional Bach shuffle. What bass would allow you to have the right sound and feel for all these endeavors? Don't say P-bass! I completely understand its utility, but there must be other instruments out there that could function in just as many realms. Have fun!