One of the hardest decisions of my life . . .

I'll choose for you. Red Dawn.

 

Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
We'll gather at the Roadhouse with our next of kin.
And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
We'll decorate our barstools and gather round and sing.

Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear!

It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my ba-ha-haar.
I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till.
I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will, ohh,

Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all.
And this can be the haziest...
This can be the laziest...
This can be the Swayziest
Christmas of them aaallllllllll!

 

Chairs against the wall. The Bartender has a long mustache.

 

The choice is clear: Red Dawn.


WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!

 

Road House is one of the best films ever made.

 

I used to **** guys like you in prison!

 

Classic line from a classic motion picture.

 

"What the Hell am I supposed to do now"?

"...there's always barber college".

 

Ever hear of a DVR?

 

WOLVERINES!!!

 

+1

 

No brainer - Red Dawn.

bc

 

Red dawn.

Reds in Colorado no less!

 

Ghost Busters on VH1 !!!!!!!!!!!

 

Of course they'd invade in CO...



...when this came out, I went and saw it in the theater with some buddies, and we all had the same comment when we walked out:

"They wouldn't have invaded here (south Louisiana), because someone would have told all the Cajuns that commies tasted good, and hunting season was closed...end of invasion!"

 

Yeah, we've got so many texicans, illegals, and californians here that I'm surprised we can even feed them. Talk about about a twenty dollar whore house-everybody's been through here at least once. Bunches of 'em stay too.

 

Nice to see another MST3K fan on TB. They've come up with some great songs and movie parodies on that show.