One of the hardest decisions of my life . . .

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by GrooveWarrior, Jun 27, 2008.

  1. GrooveWarrior

    GrooveWarrior Supporting Member

    Clearly, the channels, WGN and Fuse hate me, and all men. There is no explanation as to why they would simultaneously show the movies Roadhouse and Red Dawn!!!! How is someone to choose between these two classic Swayze cinematic masterpieces??????
  2. I'll choose for you. Red Dawn.
  3. Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
    We'll gather at the Roadhouse with our next of kin.
    And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
    We'll decorate our barstools and gather round and sing.

    Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
    Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear!

    It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my ba-ha-haar.
    I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!
    I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till.
    I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will, ohh,

    Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all.
    And this can be the haziest...
    This can be the laziest...
    This can be the Swayziest
    Christmas of them aaallllllllll!

  4. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    Chairs against the wall. The Bartender has a long mustache.
  5. casualmadness

    casualmadness Man About Town

    Dec 15, 2005
    The choice is clear: Red Dawn.

  6. Higgie


    May 31, 2005
    London, England
    Road House is one of the best films ever made.
  7. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    I used to **** guys like you in prison!
  8. sarcastro83


    Jul 27, 2007
    Toronto, ON
    Classic line from a classic motion picture.
  9. JimK


    Dec 12, 1999
    "What the Hell am I supposed to do now"?

    "...there's always barber college".
  10. peterbright


    Jan 23, 2007
    On The Bayou
    Ever hear of a DVR?
  11. GrooveWarrior

    GrooveWarrior Supporting Member

    I'm so glad there are other people like me around this place!!!
  13. GrooveWarrior

    GrooveWarrior Supporting Member

    We've heard-tell of those here in Ohia . . . just haven't gotten down to the Sears-Robuck to get one yit.
  14. +1
  15. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    No brainer - Red Dawn.

  16. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Red dawn.

    Reds in Colorado no less!

    MAJOR METAL The Beagle Father Supporting Member

    Ghost Busters on VH1 !!!!!!!!!!! :hyper::bassist::hyper::bassist::cool::)
  18. Of course they'd invade in CO...


    ...when this came out, I went and saw it in the theater with some buddies, and we all had the same comment when we walked out:

    "They wouldn't have invaded here (south Louisiana), because someone would have told all the Cajuns that commies tasted good, and hunting season was closed...end of invasion!"

  19. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Yeah, we've got so many texicans, illegals, and californians here that I'm surprised we can even feed them. Talk about about a twenty dollar whore house-everybody's been through here at least once. Bunches of 'em stay too.
  20. hbarcat

    hbarcat Supporting Member

    Aug 24, 2006
    Rochelle, Illinois

    Nice to see another MST3K fan on TB. They've come up with some great songs and movie parodies on that show.