Online (apologies to Brad)

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by IamGroot, May 15, 2019.


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  1. IamGroot

    IamGroot

    Jan 18, 2018


    I work down at the carrot shop
    And I play an old Sub Ray
    I still live with my mom and dad
    I'm 5'3 and overweight

    I'm a Geddy fanatic
    Mild Rheumatic

    Just learnin to play the bass
    But there's a whole another me
    That you need to see
    Go check out Myspace

    'Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
    I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
    I play a Fodera
    And a P bass, vintage era
    And I love a funky Bootsy bass line

    It turns TB on that I'm mysterious
    I tell 'em all my bands are so serious
    'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
    Playin two basses at one time

    I'm so much cooler online
    So much cooler online

    I get home, I kiss my mom
    And she fixes me a snack
    I head down to my basement bedroom
    And fire up my Mac

    In real life, the only time I
    Ever even been to L.A.
    Was when I got the chance to play my Squier
    through a used Crate amplifier on GC bargain day

    I'm so much cooler online
    Yeah I'm cooler online

    When you got my kinda chops, it's hard to find a band
    Let alone a music stand
    But I grow another foot
    And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in


    I'm so much cooler online
    Yeah I'm cooler online

    I'm so much cooler online
    Yeah I'm cooler online

    I'm so much cooler online
    Yeah I'm cooler online

    I'm so much cooler online
    Yeah I'm cooler online

    I'm so much cooler online
    Yeah I'm cooler online
     
  2. Oddly

    Oddly

    Jan 17, 2014
    Dublin, Ireland.
    Excellent!

    Now let's see who gets offended...:D
     
  3. charlie monroe

    charlie monroe Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2011
    Buffalo, NY
    I’m not personally offended.

    But I am outraged on behalf of the other people who are not offended.
     
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  4. mikeoso

    mikeoso Acoustic Curmudgeon

    Feb 14, 2014
    eastern Iowa
    Wait, what? People LIE about themselves??? Online?? Joly fracking crust, who knew??
     
  5. IamGroot

    IamGroot

    Jan 18, 2018
    No one will say a word.

    Its like farting. Guilty parties stay quiet.
     
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