Ooh, I can hardly wait!

To the man who shoots Fred Durst I will bring cartons of cigarettes in prison.



EDIT: I had one too many to's.

 

At first I thought that "Panty Sniffer" would be a great title for a Spinal Tap album, but then it occured to me that they are much more clever than that.

Is this guy (Durst) for real? I'm sure he's been keeping all his primo tunes for his solo album.

 

"All mouth, no trousers"

I mean, c'mon, how much can he talk before someone starts getting onto him about the product?

 

well, fred durst WAS in the navy...you know how sailors can be

 

the reason everyone has something against limp bizkit it durst himself. A solo album is just wrong. The dudes from Bizkit should make an album without him, then I bet they'd be more popular than ever.

sort of a new album similar to the old-school days of Bizkit, but with a replacement for Fred might be nice.

 

I am with you. I'll even bring him two cartons.

 

I think my first post got deleted. I don't know why it would have though. Maybe it just didn't go through.

Boo on durst I say. Limp bizkit definately is not one of my favorite groups, but I think they would be much better off without good ol' Fred. This new solo album will probably make many people vomit in the cd store as they browse through the racks of new releases...

 

He should change the band name to Durstran Durtsran.


Is it just me, of does the world feel like it's spinning backwards?

 

That's just not true. I hate them for their music.

 

Fred Durst said I was too weird a player to be in his band. Yay for me!

 

Soft Cell and Duran Duran, huh? $10 says his "original" new wave songs include the titles "Tainted Glove" and "Thirsty like the Wolf".

 

he be no pirate kitty kitty though....arr!

 

my post got deleted. anyway......

like i said, I reckon the release of this album will be one of the happiest, funniest moments of my life.

remember the Mont Python sketech about the world's funniest joke killing everybody with laughter?
.....Fred Durst is due to be the only human left on this planet.

 

.... And then Hitler attacks with the one about the dog.... CLASSIC!!!



BTW: Fr3d DuR$T sUx.

 

Did you audition for his band with that whole "be a bizkit" guitar audition thang?


Don't be shocked if you hear your riffs on panty sniffer or "I heart the 80s "

 

Hopefully there will be enough room in the used/cutout CD racks in stores across America.

 

Ha! I actually was running the auditions in New Orleans, and I figured after I heard 100 really crappy guitar players, I'd give it a shot. My little brother would have killed me if I didn't at least try, so I did it for him. I played all my Crimson/Meshuggah inspired stuff, so I doubt they will be able to rip me off.

My buddy, on the other hand, played some riffs in 4/4, one of which you can hear on the new Limp song on the website.

 

I smoke Camel Lights. No soft packs please.