Okay, so today, my little brothers Axel and Colin were laid over in Houston TX for abou 8-9 hours. Bad, right? Worse. Come to find out/remember TBer and good buddy Jay is like 40 minutes from Houston X. They could have rocked Halo with him for 6 hours instead of sitting in a damn airport for 8 hours. Why? Because Jay is cool like that. Similarly, MJ5150 offered to drive my sister down from Seattle to Portland in the middle of an ice storm this January. Why? Because he's cool like that. Heck, I'd never really even talked to him, or even exchanged witty posts on TB, and he'd go 4-5 hours (well, 8-10!) out of his way to be cool. TBers Jon Burnett and Prime Mover, and Dave Siff let me crash at their respective hotel rooms and house whilst I was in Atlanta, free of charge, because they are all cool like that too. Former TBer Brad Barker let me use a cable at a gig once, because I was stupid. Because he's cool like that too. I was talking to Jay, and I said "I wish I did cool stuff like that." So, with that, I'ma say this to all TBers: if you're ever up around Portland and are in need, hit me up. I'm online often enough that at the worst, you'd be stuck for maybe, maybe a few hours (between work and school, I'm pretty close to computers all day), and I'll see what can be done. I know peoples, and I am peoples. This means you all can officially say "I know a guy in Portland" should the dookie hit the fan. Because I think I need to be cool like that too. And y'all should too.