Ouchies...I didn't think something like this was possible.

Oh.
My.
Testicle.

 

"OFFICER, I SWEAR I WAS RAPING HER IN SELF DEFENSE!!!"

 

"I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."



WHA WHA WHA WHAT ????? Caused her pain? shoot all she had to do was sit in jail, while this guy had to watch some chick rip his ball off and try and swallow it. holy geez

I'D kill a ho

 

....bollz....

 

This makes ME cross my legs, and I am a lass! There was another recent one where a guy tried to be clever and rape a woman, only to have her rip off his bits completely, and then hand it in at the local police station! The police then went to the hospital and found the man they were looking for. True story. It was given an Honorable Mention by the Darwin Awards.

 

SHE TRIED TO SWALLOW IT!

 

Dupe.

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showthread.php?t=340411

Even with a similar title.

 

She must have been hungry and felt like a scotch egg.