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Paris Hilton Signature Model Precision?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Son of Wobble, Dec 17, 2014.

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  1. Dec 17, 2014 #1
    Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    Looking at the updated Fender website, it appears that one of my favorite guitarists, Paris Hilton, is scheduled to get a signature strat model in 2015. Now, I know she is not known for her bass (except when DJ'ing), but I'd sure love a matching Paris Hilton P bass -- anyone with me?

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  2. Dec 17, 2014 #2
    Kestrel

    Kestrel

    Sep 21, 2009
    I thought Paris Hilton specialised in "playing the flute." :D
     
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  3. Dec 17, 2014 #3
    Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    Just found the CS Paris Strat.
    The guys on the six-string side of the aisle get all the best stuff, dagnabit!

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  4. Dec 17, 2014 #4
    marko138

    marko138

    May 24, 2013
    Perry County PA
    I interviewed her once. She is as dumb as you think she is.
     
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  5. Dec 17, 2014 #5
    Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    I think she is more an intuitive artist rather than an intellectual one. Which would explain why her music is so emotionally moving, I suppose.

    I want a Paris Hilton in Olympic White with a matching headstock.

    AND SPEAKING OF HEADSTOCKS -- Paris's autograph had better be on the front (or the twelfth fret) where it can be seen by the audience.
    Unlike some of the snobs on this website, I am proud of my hero and wanna rock her sig with pride, woot!

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  6. Dec 17, 2014 #6
    marko138

    marko138

    May 24, 2013
    Perry County PA
    No doubt.
     
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  7. Dec 17, 2014 #7
    Coolhandjjl

    Coolhandjjl

    Oct 13, 2010
    Appleton
    I guess Fender really is hittin' the skids.:rollno:
     
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  8. Dec 17, 2014 #8
    Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    Not cool. Do I bash your Jaco Pastramius??
     
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  9. Dec 17, 2014 #9
    Bass4LifeRS

    Bass4LifeRS

    Oct 18, 2005
    Norway
    She sure knows how to wear that guitar, sexy-like! I guess some of us could take a pointer there, to avoid looking like complete dorks on stage :)
     
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  10. Dec 17, 2014 #10
    Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    I guess her sponsorship deal with Ephiphone is over.
    Paris played an Epi Airscreamer on the first album and her tone was unreal.

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  11. Dec 17, 2014 #11
    nostatic

    nostatic Supporting Member

    Jun 18, 2004
    central coast
    Endorsing Artist: FEA Labs
    Jaco only needed 4 spices. Not 5 like those communist Chinese.
     
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  12. Dec 17, 2014 #12
    gfen

    gfen

    Aug 21, 2014
    lehigh valley
    stayed at a holiday inn, once...
    I'm holding out for the Kim Kardasian model, I understand it's waterproof.
     
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  13. Dec 17, 2014 #13
    nostatic

    nostatic Supporting Member

    Jun 18, 2004
    central coast
    Endorsing Artist: FEA Labs
    I hear it comes with coupons for fish sticks...
     
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  14. Dec 17, 2014 #14
    Coolhandjjl

    Coolhandjjl

    Oct 13, 2010
    Appleton
    Guess I better break out the high heels then.
     
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  15. Dec 17, 2014 #15
    Freddels

    Freddels Musical Anarchist

    Apr 7, 2005
    Sutton, MA
    That model will have more bottom end to it.
     
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  16. Dec 17, 2014 #16
    Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    Dude, you are so in luck because there is a KIM K. guitar on the classifieds right now!
    No affiliation with seller.

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  17. Dec 17, 2014 #17
    NightCat

    NightCat

    Apr 4, 2013
    Oregon
    I was super excited, actually bulging with enthusiasm to get my hands on one. Finally tracked one down, it was in the back room of Guitar Center, apparently the staff was equally enamored. Very disappointing, it was strung only with G strings. Very hard to play like that and they wouldn't let me take them off.
     
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  18. Dec 17, 2014 #18
    Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    ...By the way, I already have a Kim Karsashian autographed Strat.
    I took the pickguard off and stored it for safekeeping with the signed pickguard from my Noel Redding Signature.

    Kinda stating the obvious, but Kim K. WAY HOTTER than Noel R. Yolo!

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  19. Dec 17, 2014 #19
    Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    I do get sick of hearing about "hottie" Esperanza Spudling, when Kim and Paris and others did the real musical spade work.
    But then, I suppose the pioneers invariably get the arrows?

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  20. Dec 17, 2014 #20
    CoR Bass

    CoR Bass

    Apr 2, 2014
    Austin, TX
    Endorsing Artist: Conklin Basses, Ashdown Amplifiers, Morley Pedals
    Bass players always get shafted. We'll get the Nicole Richie sig P Bass.
     
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