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People that should play bass.. but don't?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Whafrodamus, Jul 5, 2004.

  1. Whafrodamus


    Oct 29, 2003
    Andover, MA
    Who do you think should play bass but doesn't. This applies to alien species and groups of people too.

    I think Kramer of Seinfeld, the Klingons, and all Samurai should play bass.
  2. Jesus and Buddah......and dont forget Ralph Nader
  3. Timbo


    Jun 14, 2004
    Nelson from the simpsons.. Most definetly..
  4. Skeletor...i can picture him with a Warlock bass.
  5. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    So can I.
  6. skelator rawks your face clean off your head, son.

    you do anything fun for the 4th? we spent the whole weekend by ourselves. caroline's going to florida for a while pretty soon, so we wanted some "married folk time"

    made for a nice relaxing weekend.
  7. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Not that humourous, but I think Tom Morello would make a kick ass bass player, he knows when to play and when not to play. Very tasteful. Same goes for Larry LaLonde.

    That, and they hang out with kick ass bassists!

    Oh, and all T-Rexs. [​IMG]
  8. DougP


    Sep 4, 2001
    Thing from the Fantastic Four
  9. Skeletor's a lefty? I did not know that.
  10. Well then maybe you should pay attetion in class more. :D

    oh and,
  11. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    Of course he's a lefty. He's evil, right?
  12. Brat


    Jun 4, 2004
    NW Indiana.
    LOL LOL That's great!
  13. Incredible Hulk
    9 string Conklin

    'nuff said
  14. Don't_Fret

    Don't_Fret Justin Schornstein

    Dec 10, 2003
    Mark Hoppus?


    oh snap!

  15. Whafrodamus


    Oct 29, 2003
    Andover, MA
    Only 9? He could conquer that Alder 11 with no problems.
  16. Joey3313


    Nov 28, 2003
    Have you seen his fingers though? They're huge! He's end up barring like 4 strings. Maybe a 9 string with extra-wide spacing.
  17. 9 string with 4 strings on it!!
  18. josh_m


    May 5, 2004
    Davie, Fl

    heheh... that was pretty funny. Also, skeletor looks awesome.

    As for my vote, Mr. Potato Head.
  19. cschenk78


    Mar 12, 2000
    Watertown, NY
    Charlie Chaplin woulda looked cool with a bass in hand...
  20. Corbis

    Corbis Guest

    Feb 19, 2003
    Wamego KS
    He does play bass. He played bass on the cover of Pink Floyd's The Wall Part II (I think thats what is called) for movie The Facilty