Pet Peeve... Please don't sit on my amp!!!

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by tjontheroad, Dec 29, 2014.

  1. It ain't no chair, stool, curb, park bench, airline seat, front row score, or otherwise place to place yourself on. The only pressure wave it's designed for comes from the speaker... not your 'um... speaker.

    Thank you for your consideration.

    RANT OVER. :rage:
     
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  2. Gaolee

    Gaolee Official leathers tester and crash dummy

    Hmmm... I sometimes perch on my own amp when I'm playing. Good thing it's my amp and not yours.
     
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  3. elgecko

    elgecko

    Apr 30, 2007
    Anasleim, CA
     
    Last edited: Mar 3, 2015
  4. It's all good now. I just had to get that off my chest.
     
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  5. INTP

    INTP

    Nov 28, 2003
    Dallas, TX
    Going forward, I will never sit on your amp.
     
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  6. kcole4001

    kcole4001

    Oct 7, 2009
    Nova Scotia
    I'm still gonna sit on mine sometimes....
     
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  7. Oren Hudson

    Oren Hudson

    Dec 25, 2007
    Gastonia, NC
    Just use an 8x10 cab and head. Most folks won't be able to sit that high up. :cool:
     
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  8. hdracer

    hdracer

    Feb 15, 2009
    Elk River, MN.
    If someone is sitting on your amp
    You don't have a big enough amp and cab or a tube amp.
    Sit on my amp and you will toast your buns.
     
  9. If my amp farts, that's o.k.............but you........
     
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  10. 4merDrummer

    4merDrummer

    Jul 30, 2014
    Agreed.........Also.. Please do not place your beer, big gulp, Monster, Red Bull, coffee, ash tray, etc. on my gear!
     
  11. Holy $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ we now have an official definition for "gui****"!

    +2112 I don't care at all if my band members/friends sit on my amps (isn't why they are so big, in case I run out of chairs? ;)) but if anyone places a drink near my amp that yellow flag comes straight out of my $$$ and the 15 yard penalty ensues.
     
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  12. zontar

    zontar

    Feb 19, 2014
    J-5
    Then I have a story I won't tell you.
     
  13. JamesDC

    JamesDC

    Sep 26, 2013
    Our singer stands on the guitarists amp... I don't get that. I play conga and people used to set drinks on it all the time . I immediately drink them. And when they come back just burp, it has been a great strategy. What about people wanting to play your stuff- when drunk.,, I'm playing horn,,, that's nasty.
     
  14. 20db pad

    20db pad

    Feb 11, 2003
    I been everywhere, man...
    None. At all.
    If you lay an Ampeg 8x10 on its side, people will sit on it. It's the perfect height for a seat and it will attract people to it like empty cardboard boxes attract cats.

    I eventually stopped taking an SVT rig out after I got past a certain age and saw that IEM gear was gaining popularity. That ended my whole thing with people sitting on my amp.
     
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  15. Fat Steve

    Fat Steve The poodle bites, the poodle chews it.

    This post makes me smile.
     
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  16. callofcthulhu

    callofcthulhu

    Oct 16, 2012
    OP must be a lot of fun at parties.
     
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  17. Zooberwerx

    Zooberwerx Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 21, 2002
    Virginia Beach, VA
    Nobody sits on my bass amp but we will use our Yorkville subs as step-stools when hanging lights. We kinda figured that's why they have the no-slip blue carpeting.

    Riis
     
  18. john m

    john m Supporting Member

    Jan 15, 2006
    For me---- a$$es are OK--- no glasses please.
     
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  19. dbase

    dbase Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 3, 2008
    South Jersey, USA..
    I only let women sit on my amp...... That's all I'm going to say.
     
  20. Ric5

    Ric5 Inactive

    Jan 29, 2008
    Colorado
    I like 5, 8, 10, and 12 string basses
    Get a bigger amp!