Pfff I can play this

is it anti-copying encrypted?

 

arranged by accident?
well, it kinda looks like a train wreck.
i really like this bit:
f...ff...fff...ffff....ffffffffff!!!!!!!
and:
"bow real fast, slippage may occur"

 

is it at 1 b.p.m.?

 

"cool timpani with small fan"
"have a nice day"
"add bicycle"

please, tell me where i can hear this thing.

 

Thats clearly not a waltz. Its actually merengue.

 

*wistle*

Can you record yourself for me please so i can hear you play it?

please

 

"Opt. Shoe horn"

"Both feet together"

 

Play it? I wrote it!

John Stump was my roommate at Berklee, and he stole this outta my gig bag.

ROFLMAO!

I dig the instructions:

duck
sell mute
saxes move downstage
remove cattle from stage
(opt. shoe horn)


and my personal fav...
gradually become agitated

 

What, no tone rows??

 

Would somebody mind converting that to tab?

 

"Based on an ancient Cro-magnon skinning chant"!?

Funny stuff!

 

Tabz 4 me 2 pleeze.

 

"light explosives now...... and now"

 

Isn't that Buckethead's warmup?

brad cook

 

Awesome quote man.

 

"remove valve" And pardon me if my heory is off, but did it say play in the key of "J"? o.o

 

Cornets use ice? Oooh, keep 'em comin'!

 

I really, really like this.