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Pick Up Lines That WORK!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Yoda9112, Apr 28, 2005.


  1. Yoda9112

    Yoda9112

    Apr 1, 2005
    New Zealand
    Hey ladies/guys.
    The reason for this is because ther is a girl i like and hey y not use one?
    but she might say no.
    so any one who wants to chat...
     
  2. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    Yoda you are being...hmm.. chatting you are wanting.......coming here often, you are...!? ;)
     
  3. fourstringdrums

    fourstringdrums Decidedly Indecisive Supporting Member

    Oct 20, 2002
    San Antonio
    Don't use a pick-up line, they're cheap and I think most girls wouldn't go for it. I would imagine she'd think that if you couldn't just be yourself and talk to her instead of using a "Hey, come here often?", that you're not worth her time.

    I don't really have any good pick-up lines if you still want to use one, only bad responses to pick-up lines :)

    You: Hey, come here often?

    Her: Not any more.

    Eh...I guess that's the only one I have. :)
     
  4. Yoda9112

    Yoda9112

    Apr 1, 2005
    New Zealand
    thanks fourstring. Might try it.
    Any other suggestions people?
     
  5. Yoda9112

    Yoda9112

    Apr 1, 2005
    New Zealand
    thanks fourstring. Might try it.
    Any other suggestions people?
    and does anybody know what bruce means?
     
  6. dlloyd

    dlloyd zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Apr 21, 2004
    Scotland
    No joke...

    "What's your star sign?"

    ...actually worked for me once. :eek:
     
  7. fourstringdrums

    fourstringdrums Decidedly Indecisive Supporting Member

    Oct 20, 2002
    San Antonio
    I think the "what's your sign" question would only really work if the person using it knew enough about astrological signs to keep the conversation going.

    "What's your sign?"

    "Aquarius"

    "Ah....that's nice..eh....do you know this is dawning of the age of aquarius?"

    :eyebrow:
     
  8. Yoda9112

    Yoda9112

    Apr 1, 2005
    New Zealand
    r u kidding man?
    what was she like?(looks)
     
  9. tifa

    tifa Padawan Bassist

    Mar 8, 2005
    Blackburn, UK
    Hi Yoda..... Bruce is referring to your username ;)

    personally, i wouldn't use a chat up line. they always sound forced, fake and insincere to me. and very cheesy :D

    think about it - is the type of girl who would be taken in by a line like 'hey you must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day' the type of girl you want to be with?

    Just start up a friendly conversation :)

    Just my 2 cents though, other girls may disagree!
     
  10. Yoda9112

    Yoda9112

    Apr 1, 2005
    New Zealand
    Keep em comin guys
     
  11. dlloyd

    dlloyd zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Apr 21, 2004
    Scotland
    Hot
     
  12. Yoda9112

    Yoda9112

    Apr 1, 2005
    New Zealand
    thanks tifa. You bring some good points to the surface.
    by the way.
    How you doooin?
    just kidding.
    have any worked on you?
     
  13. fourstringdrums

    fourstringdrums Decidedly Indecisive Supporting Member

    Oct 20, 2002
    San Antonio
    "Excuse me, I broke my g-string, can I borrow yours?"
     
  14. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member


    Red, blotchy and sweaty... :meh:
     
  15. dlloyd

    dlloyd zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Apr 21, 2004
    Scotland
    Man, that would work on me. :D
     
  16. dlloyd

    dlloyd zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Apr 21, 2004
    Scotland
    :D

    There's an obvious response, but it would probably break the user agreement. :D
     
  17. Yoda9112

    Yoda9112

    Apr 1, 2005
    New Zealand
    dude u must be so easy
     
  18. tifa

    tifa Padawan Bassist

    Mar 8, 2005
    Blackburn, UK
    just my humble opinion :D

    no I wouldn't say any have worked on me. I prefer a more honest approach :)

    however I do quite like the G-string one!

    All the ones I know are absolutely awful. I can't bear to post them.
     
  19. mr tea

    mr tea

    Mar 9, 2005
    'my names craig, i hear you like anal sex' usually works for me.

    but seriously i was stood at the bar once and heard this kid behind me say 'ive got tatoos and im in a band', she was totally buying it as well!
     
  20. Tim Cole

    Tim Cole

    Jun 12, 2002
    Findlay, Ohio
    Just walk up all sly, run your hand up her thigh, bat your eyes and say "Hey babe.....mace only makes me hornier"

    Just remember, restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you.

    Good luck.