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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Candrias, Nov 13, 2001.

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  1. Nov 13, 2001 #1
    Candrias

    Candrias

    Nov 13, 2001
    New Zealand
    I am a graphic designer and make plenty of t-shirts. For my latest creations i am looking for the biggest, baddest, most confusing, bass oriented line i can find. Some sentence that that only hardcore bassists would understand. Know what i mean? Hope so, let me know if you have anything or you know where else i can hunt, cheers yall.

    Really appreciate any responces.
     
  2. Nov 13, 2001 #2
    JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    Hm, off the top off my head:

    The Chromatic Fantasy arrangement by Jaco (esp. the last part).

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    taken from Lucas Pickford's website

    Jeff Berlin's arrangement of Dixie

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    taken from Lucas Pickford's website
     
  3. Nov 13, 2001 #3
    Angus

    Angus Supporting Member

    Apr 16, 2000
    Palo Alto, CA
    I concur with Chromatic Fantasy, that one is a doozy.
     
  4. Nov 13, 2001 #4
    John Davis

    John Davis Guest

    Mar 27, 2001
    Houston, Texas
    Dixie looks more difficult, but Chromatic Fantasy is a better sounding song IMO.
     
  5. Nov 14, 2001 #5
    merlin

    merlin

    Apr 15, 2000
    Adelaide, South Australia

    I have no idea.

    :D

    ermmm, "A bass solo is like diarrhea, you know its coming and there's nothing you can do to stop it"

    my mate thought that up heehee

    Merls
     
  6. Nov 14, 2001 #6
    Ruud Das

    Ruud Das

    Sep 13, 2000
    Valkenswaard, Netherlands
    WHahahahaha, LOL.
     
  7. Nov 16, 2001 #7
    kirbywrx

    kirbywrx formerly James Hetfield

    Jul 27, 2000
    Melbourne, Australia.
    BASS PLAYERS AND TOILETS HAVE ALOT IN COMMON, THEY BOTH HAVE TO PUT UP WITH CRAP :D
     
  8. Nov 16, 2001 #8
    metallicarules

    metallicarules Guest

    Nov 28, 2000
    Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
    how about my AOL screen name, I Use My Fingers Well
     
  9. Nov 16, 2001 #9
    kirbywrx

    kirbywrx formerly James Hetfield

    Jul 27, 2000
    Melbourne, Australia.
    how about

    god i love my g-string
     
  10. Nov 16, 2001 #10
    metallicarules

    metallicarules Guest

    Nov 28, 2000
    Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
    my g-string was so tight it broke.
     
  11. Nov 16, 2001 #11
    metallicarules

    metallicarules Guest

    Nov 28, 2000
    Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
    THE BEST PRACTICAL JOKE
    At 1am-3am on a main road, go and draw chalk outlines of people at a main intersection (I'm talking 20 or 30 people) Then sit back and watch.


    I am definately going to mention this one to my friends kirbywrx, thanks! LOL
     
  12. Nov 16, 2001 #12
    kirbywrx

    kirbywrx formerly James Hetfield

    Jul 27, 2000
    Melbourne, Australia.
    hey..dont just suggest it...DO IT i know i did..and i now have a criminal record...:D :D
     
  13. Nov 18, 2001 #13
    Hategear

    Hategear Workin' hard at hardly workin'.

    Apr 6, 2001
    Appleton, Swissconsin
    "Bassists do it with both fingers."

    "Bass players don't die, they just smell like it."

    Front: "How can you tell when a bassist is playing out of tune?"

    Back: "His fingers are moving."

    The second and third ones show that we do have a sense of humor about what we do, and the first one is nice because it's an innuendo. Or as I often say, "In-you-end.....ohhhh!" :D
     
  14. Nov 25, 2001 #14
    Chad Michael

    Chad Michael

    Sep 19, 2001
    Pacific Northwest USA
    bass players have longer wood!!!

    :eek:
     
  15. Nov 25, 2001 #15
    melvin

    melvin

    Apr 28, 2001
    Bass players finger...and slap!

    Hey JMX whats the address of the sight you got that music from?
     
  16. Nov 30, 2001 #16
    cassanova

    cassanova

    Sep 4, 2000
    Florida
    Bassists do it with rythm

    its not exactly hardcore but i like it.
     
  17. Nov 30, 2001 #17
    cassanova

    cassanova

    Sep 4, 2000
    Florida
    or to quote Ed Friedland from a Bass Player article

    If you aint groovin' your about as useless as an old chewed up, corroded D string
     
  18. Nov 30, 2001 #18
    *ToNeS*

    *ToNeS*

    Jan 12, 2001
    Sydney AU
    no, NO, NO! :mad:

    *ahem*




    ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!






    :D rawk.
     
  19. Dec 1, 2001 #19
    leper

    leper

    Jun 21, 2001
    hells yeah tones, thats pretty damn funny :)
     
  20. Dec 1, 2001 #20
    *ToNeS*

    *ToNeS*

    Jan 12, 2001
    Sydney AU
    heh do a search on the above phrase, man - i'd wear it about town, for sure :D
     
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