what a bunch of little babies these cats are... last weekend me and my girlfriend decided to take a little peak into the mysterious world of karate masters, and what i found was a bunch of little babies, trying to act tough. shortly after i entered their "dojo" i spotted FIVE guys sporting the "steven segal mullet" hair dew, and i couldnt contain myself, i had to laugh out loud. this angered them, and they called me onto the mat. i introduced myself and gave these "karate clowns" a chance to stand down. the tallest one of the five then came forward and asked me my fighting background...my girlfriend then shook her head and stated under her breath "youve just awakened the beast", she then winked at me and helped me disrobe. i then walked to the center of the mat, held up my hands and said "look, no mouthpiece". the karate clown approached, and got into a "craine stance", i responded by getting into my "southpaw stance". we then began the deadly dance, i first attempted to use my pattened "medusa gaze", but the coward evaded my eyes. the "clown" then threw a fast axe kick which landed on my right arm, i responded with a swift right hook to his karate mullet, which left him in a heap of "crying karate clown". i then grabbed his ponytail and looked around to survey the crowd. the rest of the karate clowns had tears in their eyes and begged me to get off of their comrade. i then silently exited the building, and was speechless, as was my lady. it was one of my best victories. incredible.