Pittsburgh, you make me so proud.

Good gravy!

 

it's sluts like these who give the rest of us sluts a bad name. of course: some are just wannabe sluts.

 

say....is that real poncho or a Sears poncho ?

 

Sounds like some classy dames!

 

Ah, to be young and crazy again!

 

I have nothing clever or prescient to say, but man, the filthy jokes that are running thru my head . . . . . . . . !

 

some people just try too hard to be interesting...

in case the ad disappears (and yes, the pic is on the ad):



We're an all girl band (2 guitars and drums) looking for a skinny bitch that can play some rock bass. We started this out for kicks and then things were starting to work out until the last bass player started stealing from us. She stole my nail clippers and chewing gum right in front of me and said she didn't. The drummer said she took a 6 pack from her place when the rest of us were trashed. We drink til we fall over and that's what the guys seem to like. We just got a few bar gigs set up but this bitch had to go. We'll probably hate you even if you sound and look good coz that's just the way it is with the last bitch to join. We call ourselves Floozy and play raunchy originals. Enough said.

I'm 20 but turn 21 next year. The other 2 are both 22. Please be close to our age and don't be fat.

Hey SOME PIG girl, you sound fun. Check us out if you can play bass but we don't play no country.

Really??? 2 dudes just answered this ad. This is girls only. You wouldn't get anywhere with us anyways except maybe the drummer. We named the band after her.

Just like this picture. I think there's some hidden meaning with the "bird" "swallowing" "head first"

Email responses only

 

Their ad got more responses than mine.

 

Typical Yinzers

 

Hi,

That's Pretty Funny! I hope they find what they're looking for.


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

Technically they’re in McKeesport. Just sayin’.

 

Yinz are all jagoffs if you don't love the Burgh.

Oh, they're from Mckeesport. Gross. Ok, that makes sense now.

 

You gotta love show bidness.

 

I gave them a shot. They said I was too old. And too fat. I figured- Hell, if Mike MacDonald could get into the Doobie Bros, what did I have to lose?

 

Picksburg.

 

Possibly, but I doubt it.

 

"You wouldn't get anywhere with us anyways except maybe the drummer. We named the band after her."

Hetero Skunk and the Lollipops?

 

Must be a skinny pig...