Pittsburgh, you make me so proud.

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by songwriter21, Jun 9, 2019.

  1. songwriter21

    songwriter21 I have an obsession for wood. The musical kind. Supporting Member

    Jul 31, 2005
  2. Beej


    Feb 10, 2007
    Vancouver Island
    Good gravy! :eek:
  3. JRA

    JRA my words = opinion Gold Supporting Member

    it's sluts like these who give the rest of us sluts a bad name. of course: some are just wannabe sluts.
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  4. bluesblaster


    Jan 2, 2008
    say....is that real poncho or a Sears poncho ?
  5. Sounds like some classy dames!

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  6. Ah, to be young and crazy again!
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  7. mikewalker

    mikewalker Supporting Member

    Jul 30, 2017
    Canada, Eh!
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  8. JW56789

    JW56789 Guest

    Feb 18, 2017
    I have nothing clever or prescient to say, but man, the filthy jokes that are running thru my head . . . . . . . . !
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  9. pcake

    pcake Supporting Member

    Sep 20, 2011
    Los Angeleez
    some people just try too hard to be interesting...

    in case the ad disappears (and yes, the pic is on the ad):


    We're an all girl band (2 guitars and drums) looking for a skinny bitch that can play some rock bass. We started this out for kicks and then things were starting to work out until the last bass player started stealing from us. She stole my nail clippers and chewing gum right in front of me and said she didn't. The drummer said she took a 6 pack from her place when the rest of us were trashed. We drink til we fall over and that's what the guys seem to like. We just got a few bar gigs set up but this bitch had to go. We'll probably hate you even if you sound and look good coz that's just the way it is with the last bitch to join. We call ourselves Floozy and play raunchy originals. Enough said.

    I'm 20 but turn 21 next year. The other 2 are both 22. Please be close to our age and don't be fat.

    Hey SOME PIG girl, you sound fun. Check us out if you can play bass but we don't play no country.

    Really??? 2 dudes just answered this ad. This is girls only. You wouldn't get anywhere with us anyways except maybe the drummer. We named the band after her.

    Just like this picture. I think there's some hidden meaning with the "bird" "swallowing" "head first"

    Email responses only
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  10. neo 7

    neo 7 The bass player doesn't get a sandwich Supporting Member

    Aug 22, 2011
    Erie, PA
    Their ad got more responses than mine.
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  11. gln1955

    gln1955 Supporting Member

    Aug 25, 2014
    Ohio, USA
    Typical Yinzers :laugh:
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  12. Hi,

    That's Pretty Funny! I hope they find what they're looking for.

    Thank you for your indulgence,

  13. Jason Hollar

    Jason Hollar Jazz & Cocktails Supporting Member

    Apr 17, 2005
    Central Pa
    Technically they’re in McKeesport. Just sayin’.
  14. Dean N

    Dean N

    Jul 4, 2006
    Pittsburgh, PA
    Yinz are all jagoffs if you don't love the Burgh.

    Oh, they're from Mckeesport. Gross. Ok, that makes sense now.
  15. You gotta love show bidness.
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  16. Paulabass


    Sep 18, 2017
    I gave them a shot. They said I was too old. And too fat. I figured- Hell, if Mike MacDonald could get into the Doobie Bros, what did I have to lose?
  17. MynameisMe

    MynameisMe What will you be remembered for?

    Dec 31, 2018
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  18. Spidey2112


    Aug 3, 2016
    Possibly, but I doubt it.
  19. Spidey2112


    Aug 3, 2016
    "You wouldn't get anywhere with us anyways except maybe the drummer. We named the band after her."

    Hetero Skunk and the Lollipops?
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  20. Spidey2112


    Aug 3, 2016
    Must be a skinny pig...
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