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Please name my new bass

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by rusty66, Aug 22, 2007.


  1. See the pics below.

    I was thinking of the "C-Rap" bass.....:eyebrow:

    You should here its "Brown" note.......:spit:

    I'll leave the rest up to you guys..... :rolleyes:

    Sorry, its late & I cant sleep!

    Cheers

    Rusty :rollno:
     
  2. Buskman

    Buskman

    Apr 13, 2007
    Jersey Shore, USA
    I think it's obvious, don't you?

    "John"! :bag: :D
     
  3. What about the Crapper Slapper?
     
  4. Yeah, I had it designed by the team at BMW after their christmas party last year.

    Rusty
     
  5. Bongo.
     
  6. funkybassplayer

    funkybassplayer Commercial User

    Sep 16, 2003
    Longview, TX
    Nordstrand Audio
    How about the LFBD (low frequency bowel disruptor)
     
  7. nastyn8c

    nastyn8c

    Feb 7, 2005
    Tampa, FL
    +1 or you could shorten it and tell people you're bringing your J-bass to the show :p
     
  8. I only use "roundwounds" on it and its got this "Muddy" tone.

    Thinking about trying a new "cable".

    Oh thats it, Im going to bed... good night

    Rusty
     
  9. The Toiletone "American Standard"
     
  10. Joeykun

    Joeykun pronounced ジョーイくん

    Jun 22, 2007
    Shirley, MA
    Endorsing Artist: SADOWSKY / GENZ BENZ
    The Hopper!
     
  11. I think P-bass would be more appropriate in this case.
     
  12. tadawson

    tadawson

    Aug 24, 2005
    Lewisville, TX
    poopieaviour One :D :D :D :D

    - Tim
     
  13. funkybassplayer

    funkybassplayer Commercial User

    Sep 16, 2003
    Longview, TX
    Nordstrand Audio
    Name it "The Stink Stick"
     
  14. funkybassplayer

    funkybassplayer Commercial User

    Sep 16, 2003
    Longview, TX
    Nordstrand Audio
    how about "Sir John", after sir john harington, the inventor of the toilet.
     
  15. flakeh

    flakeh Banned

    Apr 21, 2007
    Ontario, Canada
    Name it shurley.



    Becuase you'll shurley be needing to use it after long gigs


    hahahahahaha I crack myself up
     
  16. shannons

    shannons

    May 29, 2007
    W. Seattle, WA
    Endorsing artist: Ampeg
    Now, that's awesome! We have a winner! :D
     
  17. fenderhutz

    fenderhutz Supporting Member

    Jan 28, 2007
    Harpers Ferry WV

    I chuckled.
     
  18. my basses are named Curious George, and Pistol Whippin' Pete.
    Pistol was going to be named trevor, but i decided Pistol is better. i now pass on to you..... Trevor.
     
  19. "bongo prototype" ... *lol*

    btw: i own a bongo ...
     
  20. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Banned

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    In German: "Die Scrot".
     

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