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Pocket Rocket by Tone Design

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [DB]' started by jallenbass, Sep 2, 2005.


  1. jallenbass

    jallenbass Supporting Member Commercial User

    May 17, 2005
    Bend, Oregon
  2. Ike Harris

    Ike Harris

    May 16, 2001
    Nashville TN
    I've got your pocket-rocket right here!!

    Bada-bump
     
  3. Sam Sherry

    Sam Sherry Inadvertent Microtonalist Supporting Member

    Sep 26, 2001
    Portland, ME
    Euphonic Audio "Player"
    Good god! Talk about horse-****!

    Tell ya what. Our engineering staff here at the Curly Music Workshop has developed a petroleum-based multi-tined resonance-enhancement system which has been proven to improve the demographic modulation of your double bass if used consistently and properly over the long-term. Although the costs of petroleum products has risen dramatically over the past week, we here at the Curly Music Workshop are committed to bearing your budget in mind and we are holding costs steady at $140.00 FOR TODAY ONLY. Act now or take the risk . . . you'll never know what you've been missing . . .
     

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  4. Freddels

    Freddels Musical Anarchist

    Apr 7, 2005
    Sutton, MA
  5. JimmyM

    JimmyM Supporting Member

    Apr 11, 2005
    Apopka, FL
    Endorsing: Ampeg Amps, EMG Pickups
    Sam, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Funniest post I've ever seen on TB!
     
  6. jallenbass

    jallenbass Supporting Member Commercial User

    May 17, 2005
    Bend, Oregon
    I've also heard that there is someone in New York that tunes and aligns your instrument's chakras. Don't know what that costs though.
     
  7. That's the is just shockingly dumb.
     
  8. Marcus Johnson

    Marcus Johnson

    Nov 28, 2001
    Maui
    Check out the "Harmonic Soundboard Reference" ($1500) at the same website. Christ. I can only imagine what the guys would say if I showed up at a gig with one of those.
     
  9. +1 :D s**t you couldn't make the site up but re-reading sams post just made me cry all over again.
     
  10. rftbass

    rftbass

    Mar 31, 2004
    Waterford, CT
  11. Freddels

    Freddels Musical Anarchist

    Apr 7, 2005
    Sutton, MA
  12. Marcus Johnson

    Marcus Johnson

    Nov 28, 2001
    Maui
    Or maybe we're doing the TBDB version of "Groundhog Day".
     
  13. jallenbass

    jallenbass Supporting Member Commercial User

    May 17, 2005
    Bend, Oregon
  14. Aaron Saunders

    Aaron Saunders

    Apr 27, 2002
    Ontario
    ...so what is this thing?
     
  15. John Sprague

    John Sprague Sam Shen's US Distributor

    Mar 10, 2003
    Rochester, NY
    Sales Manager, CSC Products Inc.
    It's a bridge, buy it. I know where to get more too. :)

    There was someone pedaling a little board he threw on the ground, and you put your endpin on it and play, and he nods saying "hear it? hear it?!!" like it made some kind of difference. Saw it at some trade show, thought it was a hoot.