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Polish Sausage

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Groovski, Oct 3, 2002.


  1. Groovski

    Groovski

    Sep 20, 2002
    My happy place
    A drummer walks up to the sales desk and ask, "Do you have any Polish Sausage?".

    The sales rep. replys, "Are you Polish?" to which the drummer becomes outraged and exclaims

    "What do you mean by that, would you ask if I was German if I asked for German sausage or ask if I were Italian if I asked for Italian sausage?"

    The sales rep. then replys, "No sir I wouldn't."

    The drummer then asked "then why did you ask if I was Polish?"

    The sales rep. replys "Your at Home Depot" :D


    If any of you are Polish and are offended, no malice was intended. Its just a joke.
     
  2. Stephen S

    Stephen S Member

    Apr 10, 2002
    San Bernardino, CA
    I don't get it.:(
     
  3. Hategear

    Hategear Workin' hard at hardly workin'.

    Apr 6, 2001
    Appleton, Swissconsin
    Ummmm...how can you not get it?
     
  4. Stephen S

    Stephen S Member

    Apr 10, 2002
    San Bernardino, CA
    i was kidding
     
  5. SuperDuck

    SuperDuck

    Sep 26, 2000
    Wisconsin
    I'm Polish, and I giggled a little bit.
     
  6. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    I'm half or quarter or some polish, and I know a bunch of the jokes.

    How can you tell who is the bride at a polish wedding?

    She is the one with braided armpit hair.


    Why was there no ice at that wedding reception?

    They forgot the recipe.



    It's been so long since I told them, I forgot the rest.
     
  7. Groovski

    Groovski

    Sep 20, 2002
    My happy place
    Oh thats terrible, I love it, My I use it on stage?
     
  8. Everyone knows about the joke "The Polish Navy sunk because the subs had screen doors," or whatever it is. What I find really funny is that when I got to take a tour of the SS Ohio, the Captain had installed a screen door on his cabin, and another to the Torpedo loading door. It was in dry dock, but it still looked pretty funny.

    Rock on
    Eric
     
  9. Hategear

    Hategear Workin' hard at hardly workin'.

    Apr 6, 2001
    Appleton, Swissconsin
    Are you sure?
     
  10. Tsal

    Tsal

    Jan 28, 2000
    Finland, EU
    No, I think the Polish Navy joke went:

    "How does one diver sink a Polish sub?

    He knocks on the hatch. "