A drummer walks up to the sales desk and ask, "Do you have any Polish Sausage?". The sales rep. replys, "Are you Polish?" to which the drummer becomes outraged and exclaims "What do you mean by that, would you ask if I was German if I asked for German sausage or ask if I were Italian if I asked for Italian sausage?" The sales rep. then replys, "No sir I wouldn't." The drummer then asked "then why did you ask if I was Polish?" The sales rep. replys "Your at Home Depot" If any of you are Polish and are offended, no malice was intended. Its just a joke.