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porn groove/ slap

Discussion in 'General Instruction [BG]' started by pinkfloyd, Oct 17, 2001.


  1. anyone have any tabs or know were I could get porn groove/slap stuff, or know any scales that might be helpful in constucting my own. thank you
     
  2. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses, Hipshot products
    porn groove???

    now I know I'm getting old.

    OK, I give up. What is porn groove?
     
  3. I think he means stripper groove.

    Unless you are talking about that other stuff that was in the Dirty Harry movies but is now in the "classy" porn movies.
     
  4. Hehe, he said Porn and Tab in the same sentence. :D
     
  5. ok porn groove is hhhhmmm....... its a little hard to put I would have though more of you would know what I was saying. if you have ever heard of lake trout their new music has some porn groove, some of phish stuff you coul consider porn groovish, like heavy things and gotta jiboo. I guess mainly of what I am looking for are those cheeze slap bass lines they play in porns and stuff.
     
  6. Chris Fitzgerald

    Chris Fitzgerald Student of Life Staff Member Administrator

    Oct 19, 2000
    Louisville, KY
    ANYBODY GOT TABZ 4 "BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR"? NO??!!! HOW ABOUT "NUNS AND HORSES"??!! NO?!?!! WHAT KIND OF SITE IS THIS???!!!!
     
  7. istaticl

    istaticl

    Nov 29, 2000
    Prescott, AZ
    Porn grooves are some of the best bas lines that I've heard. I love em.
     
  8. Freakapotamus9

    Freakapotamus9

    Jun 20, 2001
    Nebraska
    what an age we live in... "porn tab" ....
     
  9. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    There was a cool shoutcast radio station that used to play stuff from porn movies of the 70s. But it seems to have disappeared.
     
  10. You probally find a midi file for the CHiPs theme. Then down load a program to show you the notes.
    That has some pretty cheesy slap bass in it.
     
  11. SuperDuck

    SuperDuck

    Sep 26, 2000
    Wisconsin
    When you think about it, porn and tabs have a lot in common:

    • You don't want to get caught looking at it
    • Sure, you can go and get the job done the hard way, but sometimes you just want the convenience.
    • Cheap and free on the internet!
    • You feel dirty afterwords... not that I would know... I've never used either of them...

    This is also an example of the "list" function. I should use this more often. :D
     
  12. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    Hey Superduck, for somebody who never used both, you pretty much nailed it...:D
     
  13. jazzbo

    jazzbo

    Aug 25, 2000
    San Francisco, CA
    I WANT I WANT I WANT. I WANT IT NOW!!!!

    That's what kind of site this is.
     
  14. boooowww chic a chic a ba ba bowww Dude the debbie does dallas soundtrack tab is on this site in the Misc. section;)
     
  15. rickbass

    rickbass Supporting Member

    Haven't seen tabs/notation for porn groove as a genre. I guess because it's like emo - one of those "genres" that is either so narrowly or so loosely defined that it loses meaning. Having grown up with Motown and 70's music, the style, such as it is, comes pretty easily to me, especially because of the Motown.

    Our band plays Beck's "Nicotine and Gravy" which has a pure porn groove bass figure.

    So, all I know to do is lift them. If you haven't already, check out Pete Tong's album "Beats and Grooves for a Porn Star" or this thing I haven't really heard -

    [​IMG]
     
  16. SuperDuck

    SuperDuck

    Sep 26, 2000
    Wisconsin
    ~Ahem~ Yes, well, I have... reliable sources... for anonynimity's sake, we'll call him SDuck... no, that's too obvious... we'll call him SuperD... and... um...


    *runs away*
     
  17. beermonkey

    beermonkey

    Sep 26, 2001
    Seattle, WA
    Go buy Mr. Bungle's first album, simply called "Mr. Bungle". Listen to and figure out the song "The Girls Of Porn". It's relatively easy to play/figure out, and it's brilliant.
     
  18. kirbywrx

    kirbywrx formerly James Hetfield

    Jul 27, 2000
    Melbourne, Australia.
    pornPORN PoRn PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN

    is it just me or is that word being said alot....we have that word and suddenly TalkBass has never been so busy:D
     
  19. I dunno if you reckon, but I reckon softporn has the funniest music. They have all those cheesy saxophones and crap.

    The best example of this would be "Careless Whispers" by George Michael:D
     
  20. Ahh!!

    George Michael

    Kill it
    Try and aim for the kneecaps