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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by mellowinman, Dec 5, 2015.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a Flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
Wrecked him, nearly killed him....
My wife told me to stop impersonating a bass player.
I had to put my Squier down.
Brandy: the more I snifter, the more I liked her.
Snifter? I don't even know'er!
The water's cold.....and deep too.
4 million sperm cells.........and yours was the fastest????
If you don’t know what introspection is – you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
I've been told I can be condescending. That means I talk down to people.
You could start an argument in an empty room...
How would I handle myself abroad? Why don't you get one here and we'll see....
Saying s/he's 'dumb as a brick' is an insult to bricks.
Is the coast clear....I don't know, I can't see that far.
So anyways there was this lazy bassist who came out of the closet in a ghost town and he decided to split since he didn't like all the ghosts calling him heterosexually challenged names so anyways he took off down the road driving his kit car with a dog in his lap and no sooner than he got out of the ghost town he felt his stomach twisting and rumbling and he remembered he ate a bunch of TNC for lunch so anyways he had to hurl and he had just enough time to put a protective helmet on his dog before he spewed all over the dashboard making it look like it had been refinished with vintage FENDER tort.
My Mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son-of-a-B*!tch.
He is a self-made man in love with his creator.
I used to be indifferent but now I can't be bothered.
The guy with the split personality was always beside himself.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
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