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POst Hillarious Lyrics

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by unclejam, Feb 16, 2008.


  1. I ran into her on computer camp
    Was 1984, not sure
    I had my commodore 64
    Had to score
    (Not with a -- tramp)
    She’s not a tramp
    Her name is Judy
    That’s a nice name
    Yeah she’s a nice girl
    Big deal
    Did you get in her pants
    She’s not that kind of a girl booger
    Why, does she have a penis
    Seen as supremus
    You better know she’s a genus and a Venus
    Tell me more was it love at first sight
    That’s right this was god giving grace with a face you could praise
    Tell me more did you put up a fight
    I don’t think so but before we tour the chorus stall let’s all explore a more a
    Computer cabin war
    That right
    I said before we explore the amore on my story do a dora
    Computer cabin war
    Seen as supremus
    You better know she’s a genus and a Venus
    Tell me more was it love at first sight
    That’s right this was god giving grace with a face you could praise
    Tell me more did you put up a fight...
    I ran into her on computer camp
    Computer cabin war
    Hard core
    It started like a boar ending up on the floor
    Come on now tell me more
    Seen as supremus
    You better know she’s a genus and a Venus
    Tell me more was it love at first sight
    That’s right this was god giving grace with a face you could praise
    Tell me more did you put up a fight...

    :smug:

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    Now playing: Datarock - Palace Of Pleasure
    via FoxyTunes
     
  2. haha, great song that one.

    I always laugh when I hear 'Gay Bar' by Electric Six:

    You!
    I wanna take you to a gay bar,
    I wanna take you to a gay bar,
    I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

    Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
    At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
    Wow!
    At the gay bar.
    Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?
    I wanna spend all your money,
    at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar

    I've got something to put in you,
    I've got something to put in you,
    I've got something to put in you,
    At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
    Wow!

    You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
    You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
    Yeah! you're a superstar, yeah at the gay bar.
    You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
    Superstar.
    Super, super, superstar

    Film clip is hilarious too :D
     
  3. uethanian

    uethanian

    Mar 11, 2007
    TROGDOR!
    TROGDOR!

    Trogdor was a man
    I mean, he was a dragon man
    Or maybe he was just a dragon

    But he was still TROGDOR!
    TROGDOR!

    Burninating the countryside,
    Burninating the peasants
    Burninating all the peoples
    And their thatched-roof COTTAGES!

    THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!

    (Woah, this has wicked dueling guitar solos!
    It's like, Squeedly versus Meedley over here.
    Go Squeedly!
    Go Squeedly!
    SQUEEDLY WINS!)

    When all the land is in ruin,
    And burnination has forsaken the countryside,
    Only one guy will remain.

    My money's on TROGDOR!
    TROGDOR!

    And theTrogdor comes in the NIIIGHT...
     
  4. bassaficionado6

    bassaficionado6 Something about gumption

    Jan 7, 2008
    Napa, CA
    Almost anything by Primus
     
  5. anything by weird al yankovic
     
  6. Fetzu

    Fetzu

    Sep 6, 2007
    Tampa, Florida
    Thanks to NKUSigEp http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showthread.php?t=405910

    Elektronik supersonik

    Hey baby, wake up from your asleep.
    We have arrived unto the future
    And the whole world is become...

    Elektronik supersonik
    Supersonik elektronik

    Hey baby, ride with me away,
    We doesn’t have much time,
    My blue jeans is tight,
    So onto my love rocket climb.
    Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.
    Above us there is nothing above,
    But the stars, above

    All systems gone
    Prepare for down-count
    5.. 4.. 3.. 1.. OFF BLAST!

    Fly away in my space rocket,
    You no need put money in my pocket
    The door is closed I just lock it
    I put my birthplug in your socket

    The sun in sky is bright like fire.
    You and me gets higher and higher.
    Cut communication wire.
    Only thing can stop us is flat tire.

    Hey, love crusader. I want to be your space invader.
    For you I will descend the deepest moon crater.
    I's more stronger than Darth Vapor.
    Obey me, I's your new dictator.
    For you is Venus, I am Mars.
    With you, I is more richer than all the Czars.
    Make a wishes on a shooting stars.
    Then for you I will play on my cosmic guitars.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your beltseats.
    We has commenced our descent.
    I trust you enjoy this flight as much as you enjoy this accent.

    Now back on earth is time for down-splash
    Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash
    People have arrived for to cheer me from near and far
    And as I float, I open door and shout
    "I am world's biggest washed up superstar!"

    As for sure as the sun rises in the West.
    Of all the singers and poets on Earth, I am the bestest.
    Come, let me put ring of Jupiter on your finger.
    Then like a smell around you, I will forever linger.
    Okay, is time for end.
    No more will I sang.
    Let me take you back in time.
    I want for you to experience Big Bang.

    Long live Space Race. Long live Molvania.
     
  7. flakeh

    flakeh Banned

    Apr 21, 2007
    Ontario, Canada
    You have some typos in there.

    Its " I put my sparkplug in your socket" not birth plug. funny song though. I think " I am the anti-pope" by zlad is alos really funny.

    The conclave entered into the room.
    Inside of it they sat, these cardinals of doom.
    Their votes was unanimous.
    The horror instantaneous.
    Observe! Smoke from chimney - not white but red!
    They say it was the day that God bled.
    Nuns weeped, holy men cursed
    As they looked up onto the balcony and saw…
    Beelzebub the First!

    I am the Anti-Pope.
    I am the Anti-Pope.
    Like a lion kills an antelope.
    Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
    I am the Anti-Pope.

    Two thousand years ago
    Jesus said to his travelling show,
    "No need for push. Do need for jostle.
    Peter, you is my number one apostle.
    Your name is mean rock - on you I build church.
    No longer for successor I have need for to search."
    But by Judas this words was overheard
    And with mighty Satan he soon conferred,
    "Oh Prince of darkness, be not in hesitation.
    The head of God’s Church needs decapitation!"

    I am the Anti-Pope.
    I am the Anti-Pope.
    Like a lion kills an antelope.
    Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
    I am the Anti-Pope.

    "Hey, Grim Reaper, lend me your sickle.
    This world needs some culling, blood needs to trickle!"
    Prepare for the end - the Apocalypse approaches.
    It’s feast time for maggots, worms and cockroaches.
    But here comes White Horseman - Defender of God,
    Exposing to everyone his powerful rod!
    "I alone will fight for Jesus Christ
    With sword so sharp I can make cheeses sliced."
    He laughs to the Devil, he takes aim at Death
    And he strikes down the enemy who takes one last breath.
    But too early the victor makes his victory roar.
    He may win this battle, but he not win the war.
    For, yes, Beelzebub the First is set fire to then crucifixxed.
    But next Anti-Pope is Zladko the 666th .

    Yes, I am the Anti-Pope.
    Like a lion kills an antelope.
    Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
    Like a neck in a hanging rope.
    Like a germ in a microscope.
    Like a witch reads a horoscope.
    Like a cutter stabs an envelope.
    I am the Anti-Pope.
    There is no longer hope.
    Long live Molvania!
     
  8. Fetzu

    Fetzu

    Sep 6, 2007
    Tampa, Florida
  9. Deacon_Blues

    Deacon_Blues

    Feb 11, 2007
    Finland
    I've always thought this song was quite funny:

    Well I've kicked around a lot since high school
    I've worked a lot of nowhere gigs
    From keyboard man in a rock'n ska band
    To haulin' boss crude in the big rigs

    Now I've come back home to plan my next move
    From the comfort of my Aunt Faye's couch
    When I see my little cousin Janine walk in
    All I could say was ow ow ouch

    CHORUS:
    Honey how you've grown
    Like a rose
    Well we used to play
    When we were three
    How about a kiss for your cousin Dupree

    She turned my life into a living hell
    In those little tops and tight capris
    I pretended to be readin' the National Probe
    As I was watchin' her wax her skis

    On Saturday night she walked in with her date
    And backs him up against the wall
    I tumbled off the couch and heard myself sing
    In a voice I never knew I had before

    CHORUS

    I'll teach you everything I know
    If you teach me how to do that dance
    Life is short and quid pro quo
    And what's so strange about a down-home family romance?

    One night we're playin' gin by a cracklin' fire
    And I figured I'd make my play
    I said babe with my boyish charm and good looks
    How can you stand it for one more day

    She said maybe its the skeevy look in your eyes
    Or that your mind has turned to applesauce
    The dreary architecture of your soul
    I said - but what is it exactly turns you off?

    CHORUS

    Here's the song:
     

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