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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Nyarlathotep, Apr 5, 2009.


  1. Nyarlathotep

    Nyarlathotep Banned

    Feb 5, 2006
    West Coast of Canada
    I know y'all get em. Those spams about extending this, or makeing money over the phone. But then every once in a while you get one that strikes you as really funny, and you LOL yourself into a coma.

    Post 'em here!

    "Caution...This Vibe Has Been Known To Cause Screaming, Exploding O's & Squirting"
     
  2. L-A

    L-A

    Jul 17, 2008
    Eh?
    I have one that only says "Healthy bones"

    "You forgot you T-Short"

    And one falsely sent from my own email that ironically says "The evening is all ours"
     
  3. machine gewehr

    machine gewehr

    Sep 17, 2005
    Istanbul
    Guitar Hero:Metallica



    Funnies spam from the offical site.Dumb***es.
    From "We won't have videos,EVER!" to this...sigh...:scowl:
     
  4. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK
    Nope!

    Heh, I block spam for living (work for barracuda networks) - i get no spam in my personal email account. :)
     
  5. All of my spam gets filtered out of my inbox, so I never bother to look at it.
     
  6. WickedPissah

    WickedPissah

    Jan 22, 2008
    Boston
    Girls will call you largissimo.
     
  7. RedemptionBass

    RedemptionBass

    Dec 12, 2007
    Crystal Lake, IL
    Head (and only) Honcho at Redemption Bass
    Clandestine Retarded

    Never opened it... it will live in my inbox for eternity.
     
  8. Your Friend Shall Rise when the large presence of Big Loads of Women.
     
  9. Happynoj

    Happynoj

    Dec 5, 2006
    UK
    I like turtles.
    Isn't there already a thread about this?
     
  10. Nyarlathotep

    Nyarlathotep Banned

    Feb 5, 2006
    West Coast of Canada
    Smell that? Thats irony.... :D

    Or my iron is burning my clothes..... ;)
     
  11. UnsungZeros

    UnsungZeros The only winning move is not to play.

    Timeshare draining you?
    Anything less than 6 inches is shameful
    Won't forget last night
    re: Jobs Available!
    $10 / mo Promotion For last nameemail#
    ...HAVE YOU SEEN THE WOMEN IN RUSSIA
     
  12. L-A

    L-A

    Jul 17, 2008
    Eh?
    That's a band namin'

    B.L.O.W.
     
  13. WickedPissah

    WickedPissah

    Jan 22, 2008
    Boston
    Yeah, in fact, I think I made it.
     
  14. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Supporting Member

    What I want to know is who told all of these spammers that I have a small member.
     
  15. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    that's funny, they seem to thing i need viagra.
     
  16. Bard2dbone

    Bard2dbone

    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    I love when the spammers try to use random phrases that will get past the filter...and then it's a viagra ad or something.

    The one I remember best right now was "rapturous asparagus"

    That is totally a band name.
     
  17. machine gewehr

    machine gewehr

    Sep 17, 2005
    Istanbul
    Some one should warn them that you quit the job already.:ninja:

    :D
     
  18. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Same here - but other things get in there as well - like the reminder that my supporting membership on TB had run out!! :p

    The last spam I got had as its title :

    "Let's hope the personalisation works"


    Nope!! ;)
     
  19. WickedPissah

    WickedPissah

    Jan 22, 2008
    Boston
    Write me back, bastard!
     
  20. Jerose

    Jerose

    Nov 28, 2005
    Syracuse, NY
    "Bigger Snake For Few Days 'n Few Bucks"


    But I don't own a snake. I think they got the wrong guy. And if I had one, why would I want it to get bigger?!
     

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