Post your stage name (or what you would use if you had to have one)

I can not think of one.

 

In the salsa band I'm Gigante: The Entertainer

Inspired by Sabado Gigante.

 

I have been known by various names in various bands due to my rather large size and somewhat aggressive style. The Bear, The Animal, and The Biguglyman.

 

Tench Frickler
Hugh Janis
Peter Saus

BnB

 

Muhammad George Frazier

 

I used to love Sabado Gigante. I don't speak a lick of Spanish so I'd just make up what they were talking about.

 

You never had to make up much about the models wink wink

 

I got this the other day: "Rich Kwai Chang"

 

Jack Mehoff

 

Das Jugghead which is a play on a nickname from my best friend. He had always called me "Snapperhead" growing up. In the band we were in previously the drummer misheard this as "Jugghead." Add my German roots and I became "Das Jugghead" and the name stuck. Wait . . . I just realized the drummer named me. Dammit.

 

Iron Cobra.

 

Elwood Eventual.

 

Pat MyWeeine
Heywood Jablowme
Ken, Chick ken (very bad James bond reference)

 

Thai'd Up!

 

Closest I ever got was one band where I was occasionally called and introduced as “40.” For every other band before and after that, my christian name suited everyone (and me!) just fine.

 

When I joined Redhead, the previous bass player's name began with a D. So does mine. So I became D2. When I'd been in the band longer than the first D, I asked if I could get upgraded to D1. BL said no. We auditioned a keyboard player last week, his name also starts with D. I said if he joins the band, he's D3. Non-negotiable demand!

 

I was in a new wave band in the early '80s named Porcelain Forehead and my stage name was Ace Symmetrical.

 

P.S. how "shocking" that 90% of these are penis names...
Stay tuned for Butt and Poo coming right up.

 

Guido
Uncle Felix
Ardath Bey
Don't ask me why on any of these. No reason.