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Precision carrots or Jazz carrots?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Wulfensteiner, May 27, 2018.

  1. Precision carrots!!

    9 vote(s)
  2. Jazz carrots!!

    5 vote(s)
  3. Rickencarrots?

    5 vote(s)
  1. Wulfensteiner

    Wulfensteiner Banned

    Mar 24, 2018
    Melbourne, Australia
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  3. FingerDub

    FingerDub Banned

    Jan 8, 2016
    Maybe you should post this in the bad joke thread.
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  4. Pbassmanca

    Pbassmanca In the pocket n' thumpy. So woody, so greasy...

    Precision carrots, because Precision carrots have that unmistakable taste that everyone knows when they taste it. The middle of the carrot has a lot of bark to its taste and they have a big bottom end that really cuts through the dish
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  5. I eat all three kinds of carrots, even Gibson carrots and like all three but Precision carrots are a little more filling than either of the other two. Gibson carrots are even more filling than Precision carrots and can be kind of hard to swallow for some people but if they are cooked just right they are really tasty. That being said I like all my carrots and eat them quite often but when I eat my Precision carrots most of the time I think: "Now that's a carrot!"
  6. MattZilla


    Jun 26, 2013
    Trying to figure whether the baby carrots on which I am regularly munching would be considered one or the other. They seem to be precision cut from the Carrot Factory to a pretty uniform length and diameter within 0.1250", but they have a jazzy contour to them...
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  7. Wulfensteiner

    Wulfensteiner Banned

    Mar 24, 2018
    Melbourne, Australia
    Nothing about this is a joke. This is serious biznizz!!
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  8. basst scho

    basst scho

    May 30, 2017
    at least for shooting you need precision carrots


    otherwise...depends on the dish
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  9. CDRhom

    CDRhom William Murderface's Bass Tech Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 27, 2009
    Fort Worth, TX
  10. McG

    McG Goat Hill Gamblers

    Oct 6, 2010
    Costa Mesa, CA
    Short scale carrots or long scale carrots? A whole different thread I guess.
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  11. Gaolee

    Gaolee Official leathers tester and crash dummy

    Beat me to it.
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  12. Gravedigger Dav

    Gravedigger Dav Supporting Member

    Mar 13, 2014
    Fort Worth, Texas
    You should have a Precision Carrot every day to promote good health and you can see you charts better in the dark.
  13. MD


    Nov 7, 2000
    Marin Co. CA.
    I'm partial to acousticarrots.
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  14. Scoops

    Scoops Why do we use base 10 when we only have 8 fingers Supporting Member Commercial User

    Oct 22, 2013
    Sugar Creek, Wisc
    I am me
    Unfortunately ....

    Precision Carrots are one dimensional

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