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Problems with pants...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by crimson_basser, Oct 4, 2008.


  1. crimson_basser

    crimson_basser

    Jul 9, 2008
    Montreal
    Endorsing Artist: Spector Basses
    The underwear thread by KL Knifemaker made me think about something...

    First off, do you own sleep pants with the opening in the front for... you know...? (what a lazy man's invention)

    Secondly, if you answered yes to the above question, do you ever have a problem with the opening being too large, and either there is no button, or the button is not placed right thus allowing your "junk" to well... pop out?

    I seem to be having this problem with one specific pair of sleep pants.

    Yeah i know, i could wear underwear or just get new ones.
    Just want to know if anyone else has encountered this problem.

    (boxer problems are also acceptable)

    Basically, share your undergarment/sleep garment woes.
     
  2. Tenma4

    Tenma4

    Jan 26, 2006
    St. Louis, MO
    No cheap boxers with no button here. The horse won't stay in the barn...
    :eyebrow:
     
  3. Tenma4

    Tenma4

    Jan 26, 2006
    St. Louis, MO
    Hm...somebody's gonna sig that. Ha!
    :rollno:
     
  4. WickedPissah

    WickedPissah

    Jan 22, 2008
    Boston
    I have that exact problem. A wang hole in sleep pants doesnt need to cover the entire front panel.
     
  5. TheDarkReaver

    TheDarkReaver Banned

    Mar 20, 2006
    Lincolnshire, UK
    What the hell are sleep pants?
     
  6. KsToaDangr

    KsToaDangr Supporting Member

    Apr 17, 2007
    Columbia, SC
    A slightly embarrassing story that almost got the $#!+ kicked out of me a few years ago. I was hanging out at my girlfriend's parent's house, and since I had spent the night on the couch, I was wearing a pair of pajama pants. Me and her were watching a movie, when her dad came in. I shifted positions so that he could sit down too, and my junk fell halfway out...needless to say, he was not happy. After that, I never slept over there wearing anything short of a pair of regular pants with a zipper.
     
  7. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    Don't know what "sleep pants" are either, although I'm assuming they're akin to pajama bottoms.

    My choice of briefs limits the potential escape routes of my junk: no fly. The movie Loose Cannons has led me to believe that how they do it in Europe.:cool:
     
  8. L-A

    L-A

    Jul 17, 2008
    Eh?
    I have "supportive" boxers for the day, and loose ones for the night.

    I hate it when one leg of the night boxer rolls back too high.
     
  9. Ericman197

    Ericman197

    Feb 23, 2004
    Iowa
    Quoted for emphasis and posterity
     
  10. TheDarkReaver

    TheDarkReaver Banned

    Mar 20, 2006
    Lincolnshire, UK
    That's what I thought, but I was also thinking they might be kind of like the bottom half of a romper suit/all-in-one, complete with butt and penis flap
     
  11. crimson_basser

    crimson_basser

    Jul 9, 2008
    Montreal
    Endorsing Artist: Spector Basses
    you cant call for it yourself... :rollno:
    that just wont work

    and yes everyone, sleep pants are pajama pants
    im not sure why i call them that...
     
  12. crimson_basser

    crimson_basser

    Jul 9, 2008
    Montreal
    Endorsing Artist: Spector Basses
    having a butt flap could be convenient... and disastrous, or just way too much fun
     
  13. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA
    I wear my boxes backwards for even easier access...
     
  14. eleonn

    eleonn

    Aug 24, 2006
    Lima - PerĂº
    No pajama pants here just a pairs of cotton shorts (no the tight ones) no matter the season of the year. Those are great. Easy to put on and easy (and fast) to get off when you wake up in the middle of the night when suddenly all that beer you drank want to came out or when your lady demands some attention :)
     
  15. Doesn't anyone else sleep in the buff? Way more comfortable and no "sleep pants" issues.
     
  16. KsToaDangr

    KsToaDangr Supporting Member

    Apr 17, 2007
    Columbia, SC
    I used to, but my roomate started having a problem with it when I started falling asleep on the couch
     
  17. im guessing he owned the couch.:p
     
  18. KsToaDangr

    KsToaDangr Supporting Member

    Apr 17, 2007
    Columbia, SC
    ^^^

    nope, it's my couch, but SHE had a problem with it
     
  19. crimson_basser

    crimson_basser

    Jul 9, 2008
    Montreal
    Endorsing Artist: Spector Basses
    amazing, but she had it coming man
    she should have expected it
     
  20. I sleep naked.:D

    But during the winter I wear closed front pj's for the very reason you stated. I cant count how many times I've accidentally given an entire room a show.
     

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