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Public Mastication.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by PeaveyTNT, Oct 16, 2002.


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  1. PeaveyTNT

    PeaveyTNT Banned

    Jul 21, 2002
    USA
    I am a huge supporter of public mastication.
    I think that everyone should masticate together.
    I also believe that families should masticate together on a daily basis.
    I masticate about 3-5 times a day.
    How do you feel about public mastication?


    (If you get the joke, go along with it.)
     
  2. FunkyDom

    FunkyDom

    Aug 31, 2002
    At first glance I thought you spelt masturbation wrong...but my schooling in French would make me believe that it is eating (mastiquer)?
     
  3. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    It's OK with me if you want to masticate in public, but do it with your mouth closed, OK?
     
  4. Turock

    Turock Supporting Member

    Apr 30, 2000
    Melnibone
    Okay boys, it looks like we got ourselves a thespian.
     
  5. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    Or an amateur lexicographer, perhaps.
     
  6. Turock

    Turock Supporting Member

    Apr 30, 2000
    Melnibone
    I think he meant that as a obiter dictum.
     
  7. AltIII

    AltIII

    Sep 3, 2002
    by public mastication do you mean masticating the public, funded by tax dollars or do you mean masticating oneself in the view of the general public? Either way I know a chinese misogynist that'll be happy to help you out, unless you're a thespian.
     
  8. AltIII

    AltIII

    Sep 3, 2002
    also, I've found that excesive mastication makes you deride early or sometimes not at all.
     
  9. SuperDuck

    SuperDuck

    Sep 26, 2000
    Wisconsin
    Everyone's a chameleon.
     
  10. AltIII

    AltIII

    Sep 3, 2002
    My girlfriend likes to follow up mastication with a nice quaffing. I try to do the same, but my efforts leave me feeling crapulous (real word!). Also embarassing, she likes to ululate while masticating, she'll even go as far as to gesticulate in euphoria.
    I, personally, would prefer more lucubration.
     
  11. I Masticate while I'm using a perambulator. I'm not afraid.
     
  12. lol it's funny because it sounds like masturbation lol
     
  13. AltIII

    AltIII

    Sep 3, 2002
    masterbation? what kind of conversation do you think we're running here??
     
  14. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    California
    NON MUSIC RELATED THREADS GO IN OFF TOPIC, PEOPLE.*









    I'd rather put this thing out of its misery, but we don't want to start another thread about Mods, do we?:rolleyes:
     
  15. Turock

    Turock Supporting Member

    Apr 30, 2000
    Melnibone
    Looks like several of you guys may be real cockalorums.
     
  16. When I lived in Alberta, I used to masticate mainly with beef.

    This reminds me of another Alberta thing - if people from Edmonton are Edmontonians, and people from Calgary are Calgarians - are people from Lethbridge all Lethbians.
     
  17. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    i, on the other hand, have no such compunction. :D
     



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