PUGS!!!

I had a girlfriend who had a pug. I usually got along with her (the pug was a she) and she was a cute dog.

But...

One day I come in and the pug won't come near me, she just walks along the far end of the living room barking at me.

Her parents had been suspicious of me, just because of past experience with her friends. I'm a good guy, and while I may not of exuded "dapper gentleman" I think I looked unthreatening...high schoolish, but unthreatening.

But the experience with her pug really made me nervous. I didn't want them thinking I was carrying drugs or anything!! But, either they trusted me, or just didn't think anything of the incident.


A month later we broke up.

Good story, huh?

 

Pugs are the spawn of SATAN!!!!

Beware

 

My daughter has one. Quite possibly the smartest dog I have ever seen. Body odor is all I have again them.

tk

 

My wife had one before we got married. It did not like men. One evening, it peed all over my coat I set on the couch. I told her to pick between the dog and me. The next morning I delightfully hauled that mangy mutt to the pound. I still greatly dislike them. Sorry, no pug love here.

-Mike

 

I have a buddy of mine who has a pug. His tounge never stays in his mouth. He is a really cool dog. I couldn't have a pug at the moment, my dog would use it as a chew toy. But once my dog goes (hopefully not for a long time) I'll get a smaller dog. Who knows, maybe a pug?

 

pugs own

 

My daughter (she's 6) and I classify them as "fast-running dogs." They look like they got running really, really fast, then ran SMACK into a brick wall.

See what I mean?

 

our friend is a pug rescuer

she enters them into pug beauty contests. we helped her out by making a judges wig out of 36 tampons one time.