I know this has been done before, but I just have to do it again, because I'm about ready to pull my hair out by the roots. Recently, my fiancee's 10-year-old went from being the world's biggest Britney fan to being the world's biggest A****le Latrine fan (okay, at least Ms. Latrine plays an instrument). She's now started drawing pictures of "punks" (spiky hair, baggy pants, wallet chains hanging out of their sides, etc.) and saying things like, "That's so punk," "You're so punk," "Don't rock out, punk out" and "You're the punkest." I made a joke about bleeding to death this coming Saturday (it's kind of a long story) and she said, "Well, then you'd be punk." We then got into an argument about whether or not Avril is real punk or not. Man, I'm about ready to stab my eyes and eardrums out with a Taco Bell spork. I did have to laugh though, because her younger sister was just in the closet, crying. When I asked her why she was crying, she replied, "Because she always has to listen to Avril and I hate it. I hate Avril!" I told her, "It's okay, I hate Avril too." Help me! I'm glad my kids are into music, but how can I get them into music?