...and word plays. I love them. Yes, they're usually cheesy. Fine by me. I think they are a great way to keep things light. I use them all the time (when appropriate). Share some and when you have used them. I'm no so interested in famous ones by comedians.....but really there are no rules. Last night I was helping my kids with some crafts using clear tape. My wife came up and started chatting with us while we were working. I told her "Be careful what you say. I'm taping this whole conversation." (Wife rolled her eyes. 8 year old groaned. 5 year old cracked up. That's why she's my favorite. ) I was doing inventory at a music store once. I told the guy I was working with "1 accordion". He said "That's not an accordion. That's a concertina." I said, "Well, accordion to the box, it's an accordion." My kids used to like Dora the Explorer. I was in a toy store once and saw a rubber ball with Dora on it. It was......(wait for it)........ "Aaaaaaw, that's a Dora ball". (Say it out loud.) "Adorable." I say stuff like that all day. I do it mainly to entertain myself. I am usually met with eye rolls unless it's really funny. But that's OK. I'm having fun. Do your worst. Let's have 'em.