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Q: What has 10 arms, 10 legs, and weighs 97 pounds?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Jim Nazium, Jul 31, 2012.


  1. A: The US women's Olympics gymnastics team.


    :bag:
     
  2. fenderhutz

    fenderhutz Supporting Member

    Jan 28, 2007
    Harpers Ferry WV
     
  3. EricF

    EricF Habitual User

    Sep 26, 2005
    Pasadena, CA
    Apparently, you have not looked very closely at how Jordyn Wieber and Gabby Douglas are built. They may be short, but these two - in particular - are packed with muscle.
     
  4. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    Yeah, laugh all you want....while you sit there naked on a bean bag eating Cheeto's.

    -Mike
     
  5. fenderhutz

    fenderhutz Supporting Member

    Jan 28, 2007
    Harpers Ferry WV
    mmm.......Cheeto's
     
  6. mmm....... bag o' beans.
     
  7. Tituscrow

    Tituscrow Banned

    Feb 14, 2011
    NW England
    I watched those girls this afternoon....awesome. Such power, control and grace.

    And as stated above, deceptively well built, not the stick-thin kids of yesteryear a la Korbut.
     
  8. The squid thingies created by Ozymandias.
     
  9. tycobb73

    tycobb73

    Jul 23, 2006
    Grand Rapids MI
    It used to be a lot worse before the age limitations. The youngest of today would have been the oldest of yesterday.
     
  10. You obviously haven't been enjoying the women's beach volleyball. You know, where they're in bikinis, with the dancing girls :D
     
  11. gttim

    gttim

    Dec 12, 2009
    Atlanta, GA
    And what has 9 arms, 10 legs, and sucks?
     
  12. Tituscrow

    Tituscrow Banned

    Feb 14, 2011
    NW England
    Def Leppard. A VERY old joke....
     
  13. 1SHOT1HIT

    1SHOT1HIT

    Feb 17, 2012
    Ummmmmm......... 4-1/2 clocks, 5 men, and a vacuum cleaner?

    Right? What do I win?
     
  14. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    I had something about the "Human Centipede" but I'm just not feeling it at the moment..
     
  15. gttim

    gttim

    Dec 12, 2009
    Atlanta, GA
    Oldie but goodie!
     
  16. sloasdaylight

    sloasdaylight Banned

    Feb 4, 2009
    Tampa, Florida, US
    mmm........ naked.
     
  17. superdick2112

    superdick2112 Mile High Bassist Supporting Member

    Nov 20, 2010
    The Centennial State
    Gabby - aka "The Flying Squirrel" - is amazing. After seeing her performance I can understand how she got that nickname.
     
  18. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    It cant be more than, what, 25 years old? Thats not very old.
     
  19. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    She can hold a lot of nuts in her cheeks?
     
  20. EricF

    EricF Habitual User

    Sep 26, 2005
    Pasadena, CA
    I was equally impressed with McKayla Maroney's vault. Her height off the platform was ridiculous, and she NAILED it when it counted most. I hope she wins the individual gold for that apparatus, too.

    I was quite disappointed that the NBC coverage is so heavily nationalistic. I would have liked to see more from the other countries in the competition.
     

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