I know this should go in Bass Humour but this'll get a better response here. I'm emailing a cute chick (in the town where I live!) and she's afraid I'm a 50 year old bass player with a hairy chest. So naturally, to score funny points, I need to email her a picture of the said bass player. NOT saying that 50 year old bass players with hairy chests are funny or subjects of shame, but...well...okay, in this context, it is. Oh ya, bonus points if he's standing on a snowboard.