Post your favourite quotes from your shows, on stage or just people talking to you at show. After out set tonight, I was talking to a friend who was getting ready to leave. One of the girls in the audience approaches me and we start talking about all sorts of stuff. Couple of my friends come up and join the conversation, which leads to TV show theme songs. I mention the Unit, nobody has seen it so I describe it. Girl:"Sounds like a guy show." Me:"Some parts. There is plenty of stuff there for girls to like in it as well. Like my gf, she likes it" GF:"I like your unit" *everyone laughs* Me:" Its a well rounded...show." Same show, but just as we coming off stage. Friend's gf: "Dave, I want your babies!" My gf: "No, they're mine!" Friend of my gf: "I want your babies too!" Me: "Ladies, ladies, theres plenty of me to go around."